The Rudest Artifact - PlanetSide Universe
PSU Social Facebook Twitter Twitter YouTube Steam TwitchTV
PlanetSide Universe
PSU: The successful strategist seeks battle after the victory has been won
Home Forum Chat Wiki Social AGN PS2 Stats
Notices
Go Back   PlanetSide Universe > General Forums > The Lounge

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 2004-02-23, 03:24 AM   [Ignore Me] #1
Veteran
Contributor
Lieutenant Colonel
 
Veteran's Avatar
 
The Rudest Artifact


What's the meanest, rudest, most awesome or otherwise coolest artifact you've ever seen? It can be anything from any story, movie, real life, legend, etc.

I'll start with the sword Excalibur.

edit: by artifact I mean anything man-made. Doesn't have to be in the fantasy theme.
__________________
"Blessed are the Peacemakers, for they shall be called Sons and Daughters of God." - Jesus Christ

"Blessed are those who Hunger and Thirst for righteousness, for they shall be satisfied." - Jesus Christ

PlanetSide player, retired
Veteran is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 2004-02-23, 04:10 AM   [Ignore Me] #2
Jaged
Contributor
Lieutenant General
 
Jaged's Avatar
 


How is the Excalibur rude?

Edit: Nevermind, I am thick.
__________________

Last edited by Jaged; 2004-02-23 at 04:28 AM.
Jaged is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 2004-02-23, 04:24 AM   [Ignore Me] #3
Sentrosi
Contributor
General
 
Sentrosi's Avatar
 


StormBringer and Mournblade: The Elric Chronicles.

Nothing like a sentient sword that is capable of swallowing souls with reckless abandon and transferring strength to the bearer. Without a doubt, the most evil artifact I've ever read about.
__________________
Commanding Officer

To the next idiot who says the PS2 Devs do not listen: See this Thread
Sentrosi is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 2004-02-23, 09:15 AM   [Ignore Me] #4
UncleDynamite
Lieutenant Colonel
 
UncleDynamite's Avatar
 


1. Armaggedon's Blade in Heroes of Might and Magic III was an insanely powerful artifact, considering that it summoned a doomsday firestorm that rained upon everyone but the person wielding the blade.

2. Sajuuk, from Homeworld 2, is an awesome artifact as well. (Warning: if you haven't finished the game yet and don't want to know what it is, read no further). Sajuuk is a an ancient spacecraft that originated in a distant part of the universe. It is both a weapon and a god in its own right, and it's supposedly able to control all of the underlying energy in the galaxy.
__________________
UncleDynamite is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 2004-02-23, 11:25 AM   [Ignore Me] #5
Veteran
Contributor
Lieutenant Colonel
 
Veteran's Avatar
 


Neo's Sunglasses could be one.
__________________
"Blessed are the Peacemakers, for they shall be called Sons and Daughters of God." - Jesus Christ

"Blessed are those who Hunger and Thirst for righteousness, for they shall be satisfied." - Jesus Christ

PlanetSide player, retired
Veteran is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 2004-02-23, 11:52 AM   [Ignore Me] #6
Happy lil Elf
Contributor
Colonel
 
Happy lil Elf's Avatar
 


I think I'll go with the obvious. Nuclear weaponry.
__________________
Happy lil' Elf, now Santa approved.
-Immortalis Vita

Its eating it's food. (Incorrect use of apostrophes specifically for UV)
"Oni wont get banned, unless you get banned. Its a 2 man ticket."-Hamma to TekDragon re: his request to ban Oni. Life is good.
Happy lil Elf is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 2004-02-23, 12:18 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
Veteran
Contributor
Lieutenant Colonel
 
Veteran's Avatar
 


Don't MOABs produce a lot more bang for the buck when you consider how many can be produced without the need for nuclear fuel or the concern of long-term pollution?
__________________
"Blessed are the Peacemakers, for they shall be called Sons and Daughters of God." - Jesus Christ

"Blessed are those who Hunger and Thirst for righteousness, for they shall be satisfied." - Jesus Christ

PlanetSide player, retired
Veteran is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 2004-02-23, 01:15 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
Happy lil Elf
Contributor
Colonel
 
Happy lil Elf's Avatar
 


Don't MOABs produce a lot more bang for the buck when you consider how many can be produced without the need for nuclear fuel or the concern of long-term pollution?
Nope, because with a nuke you can't miss and one shot is all it takes. As for pollution, you're asking for rudeness. It doesn't get much more rude than irradiating your enemy's home country
__________________
Happy lil' Elf, now Santa approved.
-Immortalis Vita

Its eating it's food. (Incorrect use of apostrophes specifically for UV)
"Oni wont get banned, unless you get banned. Its a 2 man ticket."-Hamma to TekDragon re: his request to ban Oni. Life is good.
Happy lil Elf is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 2004-02-23, 01:30 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
Onizuka-GTO
Lieutenant Colonel
 
Onizuka-GTO's Avatar
 


The Vibrating "Hello Kitty" Shoulder Massager...except the cute thing is never used on the shoulders....

__________________


I love you, You love me, Lets go kill those dammn NC's With their jackhammer shotguns, And their Phoenix Missiles too, and make them wish they were barney's too.
Onizuka-GTO is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 2004-02-23, 03:02 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
Happy lil Elf
Contributor
Colonel
 
Happy lil Elf's Avatar
 


Speaking from experience, GTO?
__________________
Happy lil' Elf, now Santa approved.
-Immortalis Vita

Its eating it's food. (Incorrect use of apostrophes specifically for UV)
"Oni wont get banned, unless you get banned. Its a 2 man ticket."-Hamma to TekDragon re: his request to ban Oni. Life is good.
Happy lil Elf is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 2004-02-23, 04:39 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
SkunkPunk
Major
 
SkunkPunk's Avatar
 


My Daedric speak from morrowind.
__________________

Master Of The Shunk //LOL! // [LD.] // Email // {Coming to Planetside Soon, Beware}
SkunkPunk is offline  
Reply With Quote
Reply
  PlanetSide Universe > General Forums > The Lounge

Bookmarks

Discord

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:41 PM.

Content © 2002-2013, PlanetSide-Universe.com, All rights reserved.
PlanetSide and the SOE logo are registered trademarks of Sony Online Entertainment Inc. © 2004 Sony Online Entertainment Inc. All rights reserved.
All other trademarks or tradenames are properties of their respective owners.
Powered by vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.