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Old 2004-03-24, 10:04 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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I saw this on the Official Fourms and thought this was pretty funny,

Originally Posted by Shinobi_Wan_Kinobi
OFFICIAL PLANETSIDE FORUM RESPONSE FORM:
Dear:
[ ] Poster
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[ ] Annoying person
[ ] Freak
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Troller
[ ] Average Joe
[ ] Nice Guy
[ ] Mr Cool
[ ] Topic Maker

I took exception to your recent...
[ ] Post
[ ] Post regarding balance issues
[ ] Post containing opinion and stating it as fact
[ ] Post containing large words to make others feel inferior
[ ] Post with "nerf" in the title (instant ignore)
[ ] Post regarding other members of this forum
[ ] Post attacking myself
[ ] Post asking for a huge change to gameplay
[ ] Post threatening to quit
[ ] Fanboi Post
[ ] Recuiting Post
[ ] Whining Post
[ ] Parody Post
[ ] Troll Bait Post
[ ] Inquiring Post
[ ] Newbie Question Post
[ ] General Knowledge Post
[ ] Humerous Post
[ ] Off-Topic Post
[ ] Unrealated Post
[ ] Weird Post

It was (check all that apply):
[ ] Lame [ ] Stupid [ ] Abusive
[ ] Clueless [ ]Idiotic [ ] Brain-damaged
[ ] Imbecilic [ ] Arrogant [ ] Malevolent
[ ] Contemptible [ ] Libelous [ ] Ignorant
[ ] Retarded [ ] Embellished [ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Boring [ ] Dim [ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful [ ] Demented [ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy [ ] Weird [ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome [ ] Despicable
[ ] Belligerent [ ] Mind-numbing [ ] Maladroit
[ ] Wrong [ ] Blatant lies [ ] [ ] Flame bait
[ ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be capable.
[ ] Well though-out [ ] Insightful [ ] Interesting
[ ] Generous [ ] Helpful [ ] Benevolent
[ ] Peace Making [ ] Fun loving [ ] Hippy
[ ] Humerous [ ] Inteligent [ ] Satire

Your attention is drawn to the fact that:
[ ] Nobody cares:
[ ] Nobody cares if you quit playing
[ ] Nobody cares if you start playing a different game
[ ] Nobody wants to hear you whine anymore
[ ] Nobody cares if you are comparing the game to:
- EVE Online
- Final Fantasy I-XI
- Counter Strike
- Ragnarok Online
- Star Wars: Galaxies, KotoR, JK2
- UT2003/UT2004
- Some other random FPS title(s)
- Any unreleased title(s)
- a pervious patch
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] I don't like your tone of post
[ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful
[ ] You must have spent your life in a cave to be this clueless.
[ ] You posted in 1337 5P34K to look k0O1
[ ] You posted a message written in ALL CAPS
[ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this forum.
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet.
[ ] You are a loser.
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before.
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed on general principles.
[ ] You do not design this game
[ ] You don't need to pay a monthy fee to make an ass of yourself
elsewhere.
[ ] This post made me laugh
[ ] This post makes a point
[ ] This post makes a good point
[ ] This post makes an important point

It is recommended that you:
[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Stop reading Planetside Forums and go play or something
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Have your medication adjusted
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Apologize to everybody that reads this
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[ ] Go make your own **bleep** game
[ ] Research your topic more
[ ] Get some skill
[ ] Learn some tactics
[ ] Be kinder in the future
[ ] Learn to love your neighbours
[ ] Be more respectful to other players
[ ] Be more respectful to the Development team/member
[ ] Be more respectful to the Quality Assuance team/member
[ ] Be more respectful to the Customer Service team/member
[ ] Be more respectful to the Community Representative (namely SporkfirePS)
[ ] Bring your intelligence to others
[ ] Bring your skill to others
[ ] Teach these n00bs how to play
[ ] Be praised for such a good post
[ ] Do more of the same
[ ] Stop making me laugh my soda through my nose

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[ ] Learn how to post
[ ] Hurry up and quit
[ ] All of the above
[X] You are so stupid that I didn't even bother filling in this form
[ ] Great post
[ ] Please post more
[ ] This is the kind of thing we need to see more of
[ ] I simply agree
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] LOL
[ ] ROFL
[ ] LMAO
[ ] ROFLMAO
[ ] OMGWTFBBQLMAO
[ ] !
[ ] 1
[ ] SHIFT
[ ] ONE
[ ] ELEVEN
[ ] ?
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Old 2004-03-24, 10:17 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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You haven't seen one of those before? Its a classic.
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Old 2004-03-24, 10:22 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Originally Posted by Jaged
You haven't seen one of those before? Its a classic.
Ive seen a few of them, but this one is a cool variation
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Old 2004-03-24, 10:18 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Too long.
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Old 2004-03-25, 09:47 AM   [Ignore Me] #5
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Originally Posted by AztecWarrior
Too long.
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Old 2004-03-25, 11:24 AM   [Ignore Me] #6
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got bored. decided to fill one out.

Dear loser,

I took exception to your recent post.

It was retarded and much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be capable.

Your attention is drawn to the fact that You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet.

It is recommended that you Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it.

In closing, I'd like to say All of the above.
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Old 2004-03-25, 12:16 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Old 2004-03-25, 01:09 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Originally Posted by Black
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+200 Cool Pts
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Old 2004-03-24, 10:33 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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too long to read. got bored by the second letter.
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Old 2004-03-24, 10:55 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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I filled one out...

Dear, Annoying person

I took exception to your recent Post

It was Lame

Your attention is drawn to the fact that Nobody cares

It is recommended that you Get a life

In Closing, I'd Like to Say OMGWTFBBQLMAO
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And if you back in 2003 decided you wanted to play RTS games, between then and now you'd have dozens of RTS games you could have played. If you decided to play MMOFPS' between then and now, there were none
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Old 2004-03-25, 06:37 AM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Dear Average Joe

I took exception to your recent Post containing large words to make others feel inferior

It was Brain-damaged, Demented, Self-righteous, [and] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be capable.

Your attention is drawn to the fact that Your post was FULL of RaNDoM CApS f0r nO ApParENt reASoN

It is recommended that you Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor

In Closing, I'd Like to Say ELEVEN

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Old 2004-03-25, 08:48 AM   [Ignore Me] #12
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Old 2004-03-25, 12:15 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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I actually remember a few of these. It..it..it's good stuff.
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Old 2004-03-25, 04:00 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Biohazzard56

:***2:



What the Fuck. Fucking filter nerfed my smiley. Go fuck yourself you piece of fucking shit cocksucking language fucking filter.

edit: ^ ...and it didn't filter any of that...
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Old 2004-03-25, 04:12 PM   [Ignore Me] #15
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OFFICIAL PLANETSIDE FORUM RESPONSE FORM:
Dear:
[ ] Poster
[x] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[ ] Annoying person
[ ] Freak
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Troller
[ ] Average Joe
[ ] Nice Guy
[ ] Mr Cool
[ ] Topic Maker

I took exception to your recent...
[ ] Post
[ ] Post regarding balance issues
[ ] Post containing opinion and stating it as fact
[ ] Post containing large words to make others feel inferior
[ ] Post with "nerf" in the title (instant ignore)
[ ] Post regarding other members of this forum
[ ] Post attacking myself
[ ] Post asking for a huge change to gameplay
[ ] Post threatening to quit
[ ] Fanboi Post
[ ] Recuiting Post
[ ] Whining Post
[ ] Parody Post
[ ] Troll Bait Post
[ ] Inquiring Post
[ ] Newbie Question Post
[x] General Knowledge Post
[ ] Humerous Post
[ ] Off-Topic Post
[ ] Unrealated Post
[ ] Weird Post

It was (check all that apply):
[ ] Lame [ ] Stupid [ ] Abusive
[x] Clueless [ ]Idiotic [ ] Brain-damaged
[ ] Imbecilic [ ] Arrogant [ ] Malevolent
[ ] Contemptible [ ] Libelous [x] Ignorant
[x] Retarded [ ] Embellished [ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Boring [x] Dim [ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful [ ] Demented [ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy [ ] Weird [ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome [ ] Despicable
[ ] Belligerent [ ] Mind-numbing [ ] Maladroit
[ ] Wrong [ ] Blatant lies [ ] [ ] Flame bait
[ ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be capable.
[ ] Well though-out [ ] Insightful [ ] Interesting
[ ] Generous [ ] Helpful [ ] Benevolent
[ ] Peace Making [ ] Fun loving [ ] Hippy
[ ] Humerous [ ] Inteligent [ ] Satire

Your attention is drawn to the fact that:
[ ] Nobody cares:
[ ] Nobody cares if you quit playing
[ ] Nobody cares if you start playing a different game
[ ] Nobody wants to hear you whine anymore
[ ] Nobody cares if you are comparing the game to:
- EVE Online
- Final Fantasy I-XI
- Counter Strike
- Ragnarok Online
- Star Wars: Galaxies, KotoR, JK2
- UT2003/UT2004
- Some other random FPS title(s)
- Any unreleased title(s)
- a pervious patch
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] I don't like your tone of post
[ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful
[x] You must have spent your life in a cave to be this clueless.
[ ] You posted in 1337 5P34K to look k0O1
[ ] You posted a message written in ALL CAPS
[ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this forum.
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet.
[ ] You are a loser.
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before.
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed on general principles.
[ ] You do not design this game
[ ] You don't need to pay a monthy fee to make an ass of yourself
elsewhere.
[x] This post made me laugh
[ ] This post makes a point
[ ] This post makes a good point
[ ] This post makes an important point

It is recommended that you:
[x] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[x] Never post again
[x] Stop reading Planetside Forums and go play or something
[x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[x] Have your medication adjusted
[x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[x] Find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[x] Apologize to everybody that reads this
[x] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[ ] Go make your own **bleep** game
[x] Research your topic more
[ ] Get some skill
[ ] Learn some tactics
[ ] Be kinder in the future
[ ] Learn to love your neighbours
[ ] Be more respectful to other players
[ ] Be more respectful to the Development team/member
[ ] Be more respectful to the Quality Assuance team/member
[ ] Be more respectful to the Customer Service team/member
[ ] Be more respectful to the Community Representative (namely SporkfirePS)
[ ] Bring your intelligence to others
[ ] Bring your skill to others
[ ] Teach these n00bs how to play
[ ] Be praised for such a good post
[ ] Do more of the same
[x] Stop making me laugh my soda through my nose

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[x] *plonk*
[ ] Learn how to post
[ ] Hurry up and quit
[ ] All of the above
[ ] You are so stupid that I didn't even bother filling in this form
[ ] Great post
[ ] Please post more
[ ] This is the kind of thing we need to see more of
[ ] I simply agree
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] LOL
[ ] ROFL
[ ] LMAO
[ ] ROFLMAO
[ ] OMGWTFBBQLMAO
[x] !
[x] 1
[x] SHIFT
[x] ONE
[x] ELEVEN
[ ] ?



j/k... please don't demote me Bio...
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