One night, a long, long time ago...

[Ouroboros]

Well, I dug up some old IRC logs today, thought I'd post some humorous portions of it.

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One night, months and months ago in IRC:
[21:35] <Bdog> www.certmod.tk has a 24 hour limit remover on certification changes, so you can constantly change your soldier
[21:36] * Bdog has quit IRC (Quit: )
[21:37] <Ivan> hehe what a dumb ass
[21:38] * west| is now known as west|afk
[21:39] * PSU-Hamma emails spork
[21:39] <AGN-ho> prolly a uber virus
[21:39] <AGN-ho> for teh win
[21:39] <CDL-Ouroboros> lol
[21:39] <CDL-Ouroboros> i know its something bad, but curiosity is about to kill me
[21:39] <PSU-Hamma> ill look
[21:39] <PSU-Hamma> have virus protection
[21:40] <CDL-Asmodeus> hack into someone elses machine and view it through them
[21:40] <CDL-Asmodeus>
[21:40] <CDL-Ouroboros> lol
[21:40] <half_the_sky> [00:39] <PSU-Hamma> have virus protection <-- abstinance is best
[21:40] <CDL-Ouroboros> go Hamma
[21:41] <CDL-Ouroboros> you da man
[21:41] <PSU-Squeeky> i just opened it
[21:41] <CDL-Ouroboros> well
[21:41] <CDL-Ouroboros> if it's an exe file
[21:41] <PSU-Squeeky> gave me a popup with some giberish
[21:41] <CDL-Ouroboros> then...
[21:41] <PSU-Squeeky> and closed
[21:41] <PSU-Squeeky> wtf is it
[21:41] <CDL-Ouroboros> uh
[21:41] <PSU-Hamma> sounds like you got owned
[21:41] <CDL-Ouroboros> virused
[21:41] <CDL-Ouroboros> lmao
[21:41] <PSU-Hamma> glad i didnt open it yet
[21:41] <PSU-Squeeky> ..
[21:41] <PSU-Squeeky> wha?>
[21:41] <CDL-Ouroboros> LMAO
[21:41] <CDL-Cyrus> squeeky
[21:41] <CDL-Cyrus> way to be a llama
[21:41] <PSU-Squeeky> sup?
[21:41] <CDL-Cyrus> trojan probably
[21:41] <PSU-Squeeky> huh?
[21:41] <CDL-Cyrus> heh
[21:41] <CDL-Ouroboros> yeah
[21:41] <CDL-Cyrus> you're going to get owned
[21:41] <CDL-Cyrus>

Random lines of how Squeeky got owned, etc:

[21:43] <PSU-Squeeky> oh fuck
[21:43] <PSU-Squeeky> This is a privacy-invading keylogging trojan. Such trojans capture typed keystrokes and are often designed to steal various account and password information.
[21:43] <CDL-Cyrus> it logs passwords
[21:43] <CDL-Ouroboros> lol
[21:43] <AGN-ho> oshit
[21:43] <CDL-Ouroboros> alright
[21:43] <AGN-ho> rofl
[21:43] <CDL-Ouroboros> dont type passwords
[21:43] <CDL-Ouroboros> lmao
[21:43] * PSU-Hamma disables squeekys accounts
[21:43] <PSU-Squeeky> fuck
[21:44] <PSU-Squeeky> ok
[21:44] <CDL-Cyrus> lol

More lines of how Squeeky got owned, etc:

[21:50] <PSU-Squeeky> oh fuck
[21:51] <PSU-Squeeky> so, if i still have my registry im ok?
[21:51] <PSU-Squeeky> oh fuck
[21:51] <PSU-Squeeky> "Registry editing has been disabled by your administrator"
[21:51] <CDL-Ouroboros> gone?
[21:51] <PSU-Squeeky> FUCK FUCK FUCK
[21:51] <CDL-Ouroboros> =O
[21:51] <AGN-ho> squeek
[21:51] <AGN-ho> dont reboot
[21:51] <AGN-ho> or u will be owned
[21:51] <PSU-Squeeky> fuck man!
[21:51] <PSU-Squeeky>
[21:51] <PSU-Squeeky> whyd i click that shit
[21:52] <CDL-Ouroboros> i dont know

It keeps going:

[21:54] <PSU-Squeeky> i dont get this removal thing
[21:54] <PSU-Squeeky> wtf is a DAT
[21:54] <CDL-Asmodeus> but it will tell you when someone's accessing your rig.
[21:54] <CDL-Asmodeus> .dat
[21:54] <PSU-Squeeky> ok
[21:54] <PSU-Squeeky> wtf do i do
[21:55] <PSU-Squeeky> hello
[21:55] <PSU-Squeeky> anyone here
[21:55] <PSU-Squeeky> fuck
[21:55] <PSU-Squeeky> test
[21:55] <PSU-Squeeky> hello?
[21:55] <PSU-Squeeky> great
[21:55] <PSU-Squeeky> IRC is fucked
[21:55] <PSU-Squeeky> hello?
[21:55] <PSU-Squeeky> as
[21:55] <PSU-Squeeky> da
[21:55] <PSU-Squeeky> d
[21:55] <PSU-Squeeky> a
[21:55] <PSU-Squeeky> GOD DAMIT!
[21:55] * PSU-Squeeky has quit IRC (Quit: <@CDL-Derfud> ho ho ho and a bottle of rum <@PSU-Squeeky> ho ho ho and a bottle of cum <@PSU-Squeeky> Haha, that was a porn <@PSU-Squeeky> 3 chicks and a pirate || <@PSU-Hamma> Im not wearing any pants.)
[21:55] <CDL-Asmodeus> Hold on Squeeky
[21:55] <CDL-Asmodeus> ...
[21:56] <CDL-Asmodeus> What a fucktard.
[21:56] <AGN-ho> RIFK
[21:56] <AGN-ho> omg
[21:56] <AGN-ho> lol
[21:56] <Ivan> hehe lol
[21:56] <CDL-Ouroboros> Hamma, CDLPrivate
[21:56] <PSU-Hamma> sigh
[21:56] <AGN-ho> squeeky wont be posting news for a week or so
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These logs are made out of gold.

[Peacemaker]

I love how hes getting his.

[Strygun]

pure gold.

[Jaged]

[UncleDynamite]

Not gold. Platinum.

[OneManArmy]

Platunum in the shape of boobies.

[Everay]

that feels like real boobies

[UncleDynamite]

Those are weird boobies, then.

[Neon Apocalypse]

pwnt

[Rbstr]

lol

[martyr]

haha, what fun

[Peacemaker]

Memories of the drunken AGN Hamma Hour....


to bad I missed like 90% of it.

[Ouroboros]

[22:09] <Dio> ROFL!!! He's in the "i love you" stage!! =P
[22:36] <CDL-Incompetent> honestly, how long does it take hamma to take a piss

For you guys that were there that night of the infamous tequila Hamma Hour.


And of course, the famous "Hamma Crotch Scratch" right before he goes missing for the rest of the show.

[Incompetent]

Originally Posted by Ouroboros

Classic

[Jennyboo]

Originally Posted by Ouroboros

[22:09] <Dio> ROFL!!! He's in the "i love you" stage!! =P
[22:36] <CDL-Incompetent> honestly, how long does it take hamma to take a piss

For you guys that were there that night of the infamous tequila Hamma Hour.


And of course, the famous "Hamma Crotch Scratch" right before he goes missing for the rest of the show.

cute very cute