The fluoride conspiracy!

[Derfud]

"The government is putting fluoride in our water", this was the display name of my friend on MSN. Initially I didn't think much of it, but then after being bored for a while, I decided to research the chemical effects of Fluoride. Partially because my teeth were stained by fluoride injections as an infant. As a result, my teeth are stronger, however, oddly discolored with white patches. They didn't know of that at the time. So anyways, I fire up google, and start a search for fluoride. One of the first things that comes up is a site talking about how fluoride makes you susceptible to mind control. I read one of the stories "FBI shoes". And thought it was pretty funny. Take a look.

http://www.sonic.net/kryptox/fluoride.htm

[Khronos]

0hn0es TEH GOVERMNETEANT SI HACkSING Ma BRAins!!1oneE!1!

[EarlyDawn]

Originally Posted by Khronos

0hn0es TEH GOVERMNETEANT SI HACkSING Ma BRAins!!1oneE!1!

[TheRegurgitator]

this one is confusing
http://www.sonic.net/kryptox/mcp/vitaminD.htm

[Rayder]

Man, wtf would InterPol want with shoes? I mean seriously, they have enough problems with the whole mittens conspiracy, let alone shoes.

[Rbstr]

yeah thats a myth, the floride it only to help peoples teeth not rot.

[Derfud]

And horribly discolour them

[Mag]

Reminds me of the court case about the NSA "Manuevering through the minds of Civilians..." always good for a laugh though.

[Sputty]

flouride was done for a real reason, and has little risks involved in taking it in that amount.

[Electrofreak]

::Stares intently at his bottle of flouride rinse next to the bathroom sink::

THEY WILL NEVER CONTROL THE ELECTROFREAK!

::Throws it out the window::

::1 month later, all his teeth get cavities and fall out::

[FlakMan]

My name...is Klaus Flouride