My friendship pledge to you...

[EineBeBoP]

Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1.) When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry *@! who made you sad.

2.) When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3.) When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4.) When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5.) When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could
be and to quit whining.

6.) When you are confused - I will use little words.

7.) When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8.) When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath... I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask. Because you are my friend.

Remember: a good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

[eXoSloth]

Originally Posted by EineBeBoP

Remember: a good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

[Mag-Mower]

Lol

[Searo]

[Retroactive]

^^^
wtf?

Originally Posted by EineBeBop

7.) When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

[Jaged]

Thats great stuff.

[Fragmatic]

Originally Posted by Jaged

Thats great stuff.

[Sputty]

Ahem
*drumroll*
O F N

[JetRaiden]

awesome.

3.) When you smile - I will know you finally got laid


yea, that is true. Ive seen that more then once.

[Acaila]

Haha, I wouldn't have it any other way.

[Corrosion]

[1024]

nice.

[Kikinchikin]

got that one a few years back when i still had aol.

[jedi]

[Neon Apocalypse]

i smile alot and i dont get laid