Help Me Out

[Triggar]

Everyone here knows both me and my boyfriend, Martyr.

What everyone might NOT know is that my birthday is fast approaching (June 16th), and I want a miniature dachshund:



Everyone send Martyr PM's and populate this forum with support and let's get me a puppy!

Hooray!

[martyr]

puppies are stupid because they cost so much.

i'll buy you ... um...

a new holster.

[Fragmatic]

I smell a breakup

[Mag]

I smell dog crap.

[Triggar]

Haha, no break-up imminent.

If he doesn't buy me a puppy, I'll buy it myself.

And name it Declan.

[Mr1337Duck]

roflroflrofl.



Seriously, mart, if it's okay with her family, that's be a good gift.

[Triggar]

Oh yeah, my family doesn't factor in to this decision - I don't live with them anymore.

I live with Teh Fat One (aka Martyr).

[Dharkbayne]

Puppies are cute.

[Ivan]

I'd never pay for a dog. I always get muts and not pure breeds. Pure breeds are usually inbred retarded dogs and you have to pay for them. Go to the humane society or pound or what ever and pick up a mix breed pup.

[Mr1337Duck]

Lol. All dogs are 1337, only dumbasses worry about whether a dog is purebreed or not.

[Ivan]

Originally Posted by Mr1337Duck

Lol. All dogs are 1337, only dumbasses worry about whether a dog is purebreed or not.

I love you too.

[martyr]

i say we just borrow my dog for a while.



anyway, she's proposing that i buy her a $400 purebred toy dachshund, and that i then proceed to live with both of them whilst she trains it and i pay for all the surgeries, innoculations, vet bills, etc, and all the stuff it tears apart with those sharp little teeth.

i motion that we stick to the aquarium and the great black fish of awesomeness.

[Triggar]

No no no, I motion that the dog is the present, and the maintenence is my responsibility

DUH

[SDM]

Originally Posted by Triggar

No no no, I motion that the dog is the present, and the maintenence is my responsibility

DUH

The maintainace on a mini-Dach can be expensive. Most pure breds are expensive. They have bred-in problems with ears and eyes. My advice is to get a cute mutt.

[OfaLoaf]

Start with something lower maintenance, like a parakeet. Easiest pets to ever take care of. Clean cage twice a day, fresh food and water twice a day, and talk to him/her once a bit. Or get him/her a mirror or mate.