Bitch on her Phone

[Hamma]

http://staff.planetside-universe.com/hamma/blog/

Dont feel like retyping my story.

I'll have some pics later today as well.

[EDIT PICS ADDED]





I edited the pictures to brighten them, if they look odd.

[Infernus]

Hammaboo-owned

[Squeeky]

pics asap!

and jesus fucking christ, Hamma saves the day. gg on vigilante justice

[Peacemaker]

Hamma gets into a high speed chase with a disabled vehicle with a stoned chick at the wheel.

Thats all you need to know.

[Infernus]

I found the phrase "I am a good guy" funny...

[OneManArmy]

hamma chased down a car going the speed of broken! the long ...fingers of the law always get ya! nice hamma

[Squeeky]

However our dinner was rudely inturupted when we heard tires screeching and a series of loud bangs out front of my house. We go running outside to see that somoene has taken out 3 mailboxes in front of my house (Mine included). One of the mailboxes was actually flung a good 70 feet by this fuck tard. These arent your ordinary mailboxes either, two of them are metal pipe set in Concrete and one of them was set on part of a telephone pole. Needless to say these arent objects that are easily moved however they were all completely mowed down.

So anyway in the crazyness that happened shortly after this accident I took my moms car and peeled off down the street. Because this person decided to keep driving. My pedal was to the floor around the corner when I came up to this vehicle missing a tire, broken axel - sheered off mirror. ie: a vehicle that had just mowed down several mailboxes. I pulled in front of the vehicle so that they could not move any further. It turned out it was a chick and I said to her "Did you just mow down my fucking mailbox" to which she replied "Yes, I think it was me" I was rather floored when she said "I think" because this stupid bitch just mowed down some serious shit. If someone had been out there it would have been over for them, not to mention the fact that in order to hit the mailboxes she was on the WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD. There is also a blind corner there where she was on the wrong side of the road.

Anyway the police showed up and searched her car, they were down there for a couple hours. The chick actually thought she was going to drive off in her vehicle but they had to call in a tow truck. After the cop did all the paperwork and such for the accident he came back up to my house and took our information and a statement, her story was that she was on her cell phone and not paying attention. I personally dont buy it, it seemed like she was on some kind of drug because of the way she acted.. they cited her for leaving the scene of the accident and that was it. In short: she's buying us new mailboxes.

Quoted for the lazy

[EineBeBoP]

Originally Posted by Squeeky

Quoted for the lazy

Much <3

Nice job hamma! Prolly saved an inocent animal's life by stoping her.

[Biohazzard56]

This calls for a Hamma "Traffic Cop" Photoshoped Image.

/me googles away

[Rayder]

TBA 2004 means it will probably come out in 2005 or 2006.

[Hamma]

Imgs in the next 10m

[Indecisive]

I could imagine hamma doing a controlled spin in front of the truck

[Infernus]

Originally Posted by Gohan

I could imagine hamma doing a controlled spin in front of the truck

HAHA... Hamma '007' style...

Q voice: Remember Hamma-07 you have a license to ban, not break traffic laws.

[Hamma]

The bitch also took out an innocent squirrel too, this squirrel was OFF THE ROAD like a good little animal and he still got fucking owned.

Poor little guy.

Oh. and I didnt know the vehicle was disabled when I pulled up to it - she made it quite a distance down the street.

[UncleDynamite]

Of course Hamma's the good guy! He engaged in high speed neighborhood chases and didn't take shit from a killer of innocent mailboxes.