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Old 2004-08-29, 01:12 AM   [Ignore Me] #1
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My cousin is so friggin hot


The first thing you need to know is that my cousin is hot. Amazingly hot. The kind of hot that makes you want to rip her pants off and fuck her in the middle of class, not caring about getting expelled. She's just that damn good. People tease me about her a lot, because she has a bit of a reputation for being a slut, and for good reason: She sucked off half the football team after the homecoming game. But she is hot nonetheless.

Anyway, she lives about 10 minutes away from me and she called me up and asked if I wanted to go see a movie. I told her no, I had to work on this english report (Poison Gas Warfare in WWI), but she begged until I gave in. Then she told me she wanted to rent a movie and come over instead of going to a theatre. I raised my eyebrows at this. Why would she want to come over here? Could it be she's really that big of a slut? Nooo, I thought. That couldn't be it...could it?

So she arrives at around 9 PM. My mom is with friends, so nobody is in the house. We pop some popcorn and get on the couch and start watching the movie (The Blues Brothers). After a while she complains that her legs are cramping up and wondered if she could lie down on the couch and put her head in my lap. My stomach did a barrel roll. I said Yes, no problem.

So she puts her head in my lap and continues to watch the movie. We're to the scene with the blind dude playing the keyboard when she starts to gently rub her head back and forth; jacking me off with her ear, if you will. It was an extremely good feeling, and I gave a little sigh as she did it. Then I was brought back to Earth as my cousin sat up and gave me a look of disgust. "What the hell is that?" she asked, pointing to my crotch. I had a raging hard-on from her head movements, and I could do nothing to hide it. I mumbled that I was sorry and that I should probably get to bed, but she grabbed me by the beltloop as I tried to get up.

She forced me back down and looked into my eyes with a sort of hungry look. "If you're attracted to me, all you needed to do was tell me..." and with that she unzipped my pants and had them around my knees before you could say Snoochie Boochies. I feebley tried to resist, but my protests faded into nothingness as she pulled my wang (I won't lie, 5.8 inces) out of my boxers. I closed my eyes and groaned with pleasure. As I looked down, I saw a sight I will never forget for the rest of my life.

She lowered her head to it, pulled off her mask, and spit acid all over my wang.

FATALITY.
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Old 2004-08-29, 01:15 AM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Oh damn, I thought it was true.
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Old 2004-08-29, 01:16 AM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Old 2004-08-29, 01:16 AM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Old 2004-08-29, 01:17 AM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Originally Posted by Corrosion
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Old 2004-08-29, 01:19 AM   [Ignore Me] #7
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damn made me keep reading lol.
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Old 2004-08-29, 01:22 AM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Eh, not my kind of humor.
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Old 2004-08-29, 01:33 AM   [Ignore Me] #12
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Bravo Squeeky, our combined love of incest and oral sex has brought as all into a fine Ackbar of a trap.

Funny though, and in classic Squeeky prose.

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Originally Posted by ObnoxiousFrog
Bravo Squeeky, our combined love of incest and oral sex has brought as all into a fine Ackbar of a trap.

Funny though, and in classic Squeeky prose.

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Old 2004-08-30, 03:58 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Old 2004-08-30, 10:44 PM   [Ignore Me] #15
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i almost thought that was true

but its kinda wrong


well would you do it squeeks?
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