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Old 2004-09-06, 10:38 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury:


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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-09-06, 10:39 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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chocolate covered strawberries...while kinkay, theres nothing to see here. Move along.
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Old 2004-09-06, 11:07 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Originally Posted by JetRaiden
theres nothing to see here. Move along.
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Old 2004-09-06, 10:40 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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The context, Watson, the context. This is after Hamma and Jenny's marriage.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-09-06, 10:47 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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I am well aware of that.

However I choose not to think about what foul regions those strawberries have penetrated.
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Old 2004-09-06, 10:53 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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NEVAR FORGET THE SHUNK!
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Old 2004-09-06, 10:56 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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they're married... its their perogative to do whatever they want while nekkid in bed...
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Old 2004-09-06, 11:11 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Originally Posted by Infernus
they're married... its their perogative to do whatever they want while nekkid in bed...
Still, it is of interest.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-09-06, 10:57 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Originally Posted by JetRaiden
I am well aware of that.

However I choose not to think about what foul regions those strawberries have penetrated.
hmmm i dont think i would have worded it like that...besides its no big deal im sure they both brush, and floss
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Old 2004-09-06, 10:59 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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Originally Posted by GonePostal
hmmm i dont think i would have worded it like that...besides its no big deal im sure they both brush, and floss
You ever flossed your balls? Didn't think so.
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Old 2004-09-06, 10:58 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Old 2004-09-06, 11:00 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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You rub chocolate on your testicles? FREAK
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Old 2004-09-07, 11:23 AM   [Ignore Me] #13
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You rub chocolate on your testicles? FREAK
I'd imagine that'd hurt. After all, to rub it on it'd have to be melted, right? Melted chocolate is hot. Then you have one scorched nutsack.
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Old 2004-09-06, 11:01 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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It feels soooooo good. Especially when you see the person you give it to spit it out.
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Old 2004-09-07, 08:34 AM   [Ignore Me] #15
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What? It's chocolate covered strawberries? Nothing new
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