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Old 2004-10-17, 08:16 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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[NEWS]Proof the Chinese will never make it into space


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3750744.stm

Satellite smashes Chinese house
A Chinese satellite has smashed into a villager's house on its return to earth, the country's media reports.

The satellite destroyed the building in Sichuan province, but officials say no-one was hurt.

A local newspaper printed a picture of a kettle-shaped capsule which appeared to be about two metres long, lying amid broken bricks, beams and roof tiles.

The satellite was part of a space probe to carry out land surveys and other research, Xinhua news agency said.

"The satellite landed in our home. Maybe this means we'll have good luck this year," the tenant of the wrecked apartment was quoted as saying by the newspaper.
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Old 2004-10-17, 08:18 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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How could the sattelite stay together?
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Old 2004-10-17, 08:21 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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"The satellite landed in our home. Maybe this means we'll have good luck this year."
Thats the spirit!
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Old 2004-10-17, 08:23 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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Thats the spirit!
indeed.
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Old 2004-10-17, 08:24 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Originally Posted by OfaLoaf
How could the sattelite stay together?

It was planned to re-enter. Thus it had a heatshield. They just missed I guess.
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Old 2004-10-17, 08:35 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Originally Posted by Smaug
It was planned to re-enter. Thus it had a heatshield. They just missed I guess.
What about the whole "smashing into the ground really really really hard"
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Old 2004-10-17, 09:43 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Originally Posted by Dharkbayne
What about the whole "smashing into the ground really really really hard"
The chinese defy gravity
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Old 2004-10-17, 09:48 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Originally Posted by Dharkbayne
What about the whole "smashing into the ground really really really hard"
Its not the ground that kills you...
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Old 2004-10-18, 02:20 AM   [Ignore Me] #10
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Its not the ground that kills you...

its the humidity?
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Old 2004-10-17, 11:10 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Originally Posted by Smaug
they just missed I guess.
Badly.
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Old 2004-10-17, 09:39 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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ancient chinese secret.
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Old 2004-10-18, 03:42 AM   [Ignore Me] #13
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lmao all around from the story to your replies

Doesnt mean they wont make it into space though, im sure they'll do fine
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