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View Poll Results: what should I do?
buy some aspirin 5 13.89%
Suck it up, and go back to work 9 25.00%
Kill yourself 22 61.11%
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Old 2004-10-17, 08:23 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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I have a headache

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Old 2004-10-17, 08:53 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Put yourself out of your misery, once this headache is gone, eventually you will get another, and then another, it never ends until you die.
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Old 2004-10-17, 09:04 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Two 12-ga shotshells to the head cure headache FAST. Just talk to Kurt Cobain. What the medical examiner never found out was that he was suffering from a migrane that day.
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Old 2004-10-17, 09:05 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Get some weed. That helps my headaches.
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Old 2004-10-17, 09:10 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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Gouge your eyes out with forks then stab your brain with a butter knife...

...or just eat a bullet.
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Old 2004-10-17, 09:11 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Squeeze the soft area tighly between your index finger and your thumb. That should provide temporary releif as long as your keep squeezing.
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Old 2004-10-17, 09:12 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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take some tylenol, lay down, and take a nap. you'll feel fine after a little while.
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Old 2004-10-17, 09:16 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Originally Posted by Derfud
Squeeze the soft area tighly between your index finger and your thumb. That should provide temporary releif as long as your keep squeezing.

doesnt work, but it does feel good, just rub your head hard, where it hurts, and if your neck is stiff, there too.
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Old 2004-10-17, 09:14 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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I thought the answer to this dilema would be obvious...
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Old 2004-10-17, 09:28 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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i do that to derf learned it in elementary school and it works for me =).
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Old 2004-10-17, 09:29 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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"Kill Yourself" is winning 2-7-12.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-10-17, 09:37 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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Making a giant hole in your head is said to release the demons in your brain, and therefore relieves your headache.

Go for it.


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Old 2004-10-17, 09:52 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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Originally Posted by Gohan
Making a giant hole in your head is said to release the demons in your brain, and therefore relieves your headache.

Go for it.


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Old 2004-10-17, 10:05 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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In all seriousness, take some Aleve.

I Aleve. You get a headache, take one, then like 30 minutes later it's gone. You're a woman with crippling menstrual cramps? They work wonders.

The doctor at my school said the Naproxen (the main ingredient in Aleve) is like, a super pain-killer. I guess the dosage in one tablet ot Aleve is equal to half the dosage of prescription Naproxen.

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Old 2004-10-17, 10:52 PM   [Ignore Me] #15
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Originally Posted by Triggar
You're a woman with crippling menstrual cramps?
Yes.
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