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Old 2004-11-28, 12:17 AM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Today: a blind date which will live in infamy


Cliff Notes Version, for the people in PSU that are special: Al Gore invented the internet, do you really trust him for dating?

Goths need not read this post.

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First of all, I like to think I am an ordinary, meat-and-potatoes gamer kid. I don't wear gothy clothes, don't wear message shirts, I like Jesus, conservative, 16 years old, etc.

Another friend, an Italian/Cuban who has lost all vestiges of heritage and is really white (literally, he's pale from nonexposure to the sun) who goes by Dark Valor on the internet, is the same, minus Jesus. We're pretty similar, except he wears more black. And he owes me $3.25.

My third friend, a Brazilian-born, Germanic-heritage Brazilian/German nationalist kid who listens to stuff like Godsmack, i.e. modern alt rock, or nu rock, or whatever you call it, is also pretty much the same.

We're all gamers.

The third guy, whom we shall call PJ, had the most excellent idea of having us go to the mall at Sunset Place: Gameworks, and then see a movie. With "some chicks he met online." That's all he really knew except that one was "busted". The movie we were going to see, Finding Neverland, is horrible, and Dark Valor simply planned to skip it.

So, we did this today, Saturday.

Gameworks, for people like Rbstr who live in the cornbelt and don't know this, is similar to places like Dave and Buster's, or pretty much massive arcades with a bar, pool hall, etc. We go there, have some fun playing Time Crisis and the game with the riot shield + submachinegun, until we exhaust our funds. We buy some Cokes (for you picky types, it was Coca-Cola. I don't cal soda "Coke".), and soon it comes the time to meet the girls.

Children, the internet isn't WYSIWIG.

They weren't 40 year old rapists or anything, they can best be described as goths that weren't wearing chains, capes, black clothes, and body piercings that day. Or goths that hadn't bought into the consumerist, Hot Topic-speared culture yet. We met them in Virgin Records reading a Playboy book on how to be a bad girl.

It was probably the most incompatible thing short of matching a *** with a Nazi.

There were three of them and one brought their boyfriend- thanks for the heads-up, Weeping Raven. One had a maroon blouse with a pentagram neckalce over it (immediately sounding the WARNING: This Person Is Evil alarm in my head), the other wore a T-shirt with Elmo on it, the kind of satirical T you find at Hot Topic, and the other had ...fuck, I don't remember. The boyfriend had a black sweater and jeans- completely out of climate, but he just had to look gothy and moody. There is no winter in Miami. Ever. In the fall, a shirt and jeans is stretching it.

It became immediately apparent to me on first sight that these people did not intend to see Finding Neverland, a movie about a guy who makes the play called Peter Pan.

Of course, the first place they went to was Hot Topic. At no point in time did they try to talk with us, or vice-versa: we believe that Hot Topic is a shithole that deserves to be burned down, with its $7 shoelaces, "look-at-me-I'm-wearing-almost-as-much-metal-on-my-jeans-as-in-my-piercings" black baggy pants, or Che Guevara T-shirts. Two of them were completely wild and looked about everything in the time it takes for you to read this sentence. We pretended to be amused- there were a few shirts that were funny. There was one from Office Space, another that says "I *glove* MJ", and one making a reference to Compton. But that's IT.

At that point, Valor was considering making a break for it.

The group sepearated shortly after, as the two girls with AD/HD ran amok, looking for clothing stores. We followed them. Eventually, they came to the 2nd floor and we passed by a pretzel place. Valor got a pretzel. I had a crazy idea.

"Do you see them?" I asked, humorously, while also giving that invisible nudge that I was using it as an excuse to get the fuck out of there.

They had actually lost us.

"Uhh...no." They agreed.

So we went into AMC Theatres and watched Saw, which was an OK movie. Alone.

Basically, I will never trust PJ again to set up any possible outings involving members of the opposite sex.

Now, I've probably inadequately described the incident and you are thinking "BLOLOLOLOL U SUCK AT LYFE." I will restate this again: they embrace goth culture but don't yet dress like it, though they clearly want to. I also forgot to tell you that they were looking at the tatoo kiosk.

This trendy crap, I hate it. If you buy into a mindless culture that tells you what is cool, I have no respect for you at all.

Valor put it best: "There are 90% of chicks who are bad: rap, pop, or goth. There are the 10% who aren't. We are supposed to find that 10%."
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Old 2004-11-28, 12:23 AM   [Ignore Me] #2
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I really hope you don't call him valor IRL.
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Old 2004-11-28, 12:34 AM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Originally Posted by Smaug
I really hope you don't call him valor IRL.
That's his last name.
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Old 2004-11-28, 12:36 AM   [Ignore Me] #4
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I suggest burning them all in a humorously large incense decanter.
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Old 2004-11-28, 12:39 AM   [Ignore Me] #5
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Originally Posted by ObnoxiousFrog
I suggest burning them all in a humorously large incense decanter.
You are correct, sir. After all, witches burn.

"Why do witches burn?"
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Old 2004-11-28, 12:40 AM   [Ignore Me] #6
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OK, they're goth fucks, granted. But to think that theyre evil because they're consumer whores is sort of funny.

If anything they're poseur evil, I mean even MattxMosh and I are forming a Book of Shadows, but not in the conventional sense.
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Old 2004-11-28, 01:02 AM   [Ignore Me] #7
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I have had a similar experience last winter, only I was more on the sketchy end of the spectrum. me, spencer, and my friend AJ were going to the mall to meet a bunch of "hot girls" spencer knew from some summer camp. Big mistake. One of them was quite hittable, but the other 2 were rather chubby and unattractive. We started talking and stuff, and things weren't looking good.

Somehow we got on the topic of drinking and what not. And they were being quite bitchy and annoying and we had to just kinda follow them around. Then one of them said something like "ew drinking is bad." Being the drunken asshole I was at the time, this upsetted me. AJ and I ditched them, found some random black dude who sold us weed, and lit up in the parking garage.

We met up with Spencer about a half hour later (he didn't discover weed yet, so he didn't come with us) and he definately looked like he was having a great time (/sarcasm). I met another girl who was with them, and she was pretty hot, so I talked to her for a little bit as we left the mall. Things were looking up.

A couple days later Spencer told me he found out that girl I was talking to thought I was hot. Neato.
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Old 2004-11-28, 01:10 AM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Originally Posted by ObnoxiousFrog
OK, they're goth fucks, granted. But to think that theyre evil because they're consumer whores is sort of funny.

If anything they're poseur evil, I mean even MattxMosh and I are forming a Book of Shadows, but not in the conventional sense.
HEY... I was partially involved
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Old 2004-11-28, 12:58 AM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Too long... all I saw was gameworks... meh.
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Old 2004-11-28, 01:04 AM   [Ignore Me] #10
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Your reaction to the pentagram tells me how little you know of them.
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Old 2004-11-28, 01:07 AM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Originally Posted by Fehronozova
Your reaction to the pentagram tells me how little you know of them.
What, it turned into a hippy love symbol overnight?

Satanic, Wicca, whatever.

Originally Posted by ObnoxiousFrog
OK, they're goth fucks, granted. But to think that theyre evil because they're consumer whores is sort of funny.

If anything they're poseur evil, I mean even MattxMosh and I are forming a Book of Shadows, but not in the conventional sense.
I just don't wish to associate with those people at all.
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Originally Posted by AztecWarrior
What, it turned into a hippy love symbol overnight?
It was never malevolent. Only Christianity made it so.
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Originally Posted by Fehronozova
It was never malevolent. Only Christianity made it so.
I'm sure she was taking this into account.

Look, if you wear a shirt with a swastika on it in public, nobody is going to think "Wow! Look! Indian good-luck symbol! Awesome!".

The connotation matters as well, not just the meaning of something.

@ ObFrog, Inf, & Co: Book of Shadows?
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Old 2004-11-29, 12:51 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Originally Posted by Fehronozova
It was never malevolent. Only Christianity made it so.
And only the Allies made the swastika out to be an evil symbol
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You(ObForg) and Matt are just the kind of people i see opening a portal to hell that a bunch of zombies come out of, then me, being the kind of person that i am would have to kill a whole bunch of the zombies with a claw hammer and then your kill henchmen, hired to protect you from the zombies while you let them take over the world, and blow up the gate allowing the normal world to return.

EDIT: BTW me being the slightly evil genuis may try to reopen the portal in an attempt to controls th emosters to us a a UN police force, allowing ample sequel oportunity.
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