Zombie survival thread

[Heavygain]

Your post should be made up of the following:
Weapons (3 ranged, 2 melee) You may choose one mythical/fictional weapon
Base of Operations
Supplies Say roughly 400 pounds, not including 100 pounds that are cariable
9 People you would bring with you to your base (at least 2 PSU members)
Emergency vehicle for when you inevitably begin running low on supplies (were talking urban, common vehicles, excluding Humvees/Hummers)
Armor/apparel

This is a Level-fucking-Four outbreak. This means More zombies than living. And no there are no flying motherfuckers or super leap things.

Melee
Pudao (Staff with a broad-blade on the end)
Shocklance (T2 motherfucker)
Firearms
Combat Shotgun, not hunting, not sawed off, but a shell-after-shell pump-after-pump make-a-head-disentegrate-into-a-red-mist Shotgun. If you don't have one of these I would slap you then arm you with my shit-launcher.

M4 w/ Silencer, 203, & scope attachments
Portability, Explosion, range, accuracy, stopping power, FTW.

SAW
Machine-gun for when on my ledge in base.

Supplies
90 pounds of carried ammo, including but not limited to 2 hand grenades, 4 M203 grenades, 6 SAW cartridges, 6 M4 clips, and 50 Shotgun Shells
(Ammounting to 10 pounds) 10 Lighters, 3 ounces of Marijuana with seeds (I would find it neccesary), Old faithful (steel pipe), Anyform of Mp3 player that can take double A batteries for when the power quits, 6 Mountain dews (caffine, and lets face it, they are delicious), Then some sort of none-decaying food (can't think of one for some reason )

My stationary supplies would consist of:
250 pounds of ammo
30 pounds of MT DEW
Portable (open flame stove)
40 pounds of Gas
My Fender Mustang (guitar)
15w POS fender frontman amp
4 sets of strings
a pack of pics
And with whatever weight I have left I would bring as much Music as I can (I would cover the recreation for the rest of my group)

Vehicle
Suburban, and sliding metal sheets to block windows when needed

Base of Operations
Any 2 (or more) 2 story house in California, In a suburban area, not in the middle of nowhere, but out of the way enough that we wouldn't get too many stray Zombies.
I would Move everything useful from the bottom floor to the 2nd floor, and fill the sinks, bathtubs, and anything that can hold water up on the second floor, when the drinking supply runs out, even with evaporation, there will be reserve there.
I would tear down the stairs with an axe/sledge hammer (explosives could damage the house) Then promply mount a rope ladder which would be coiled at the top until needed.
Ledges. Ledges are important for sniper nests, and in my case a nest for my SAW.
People
My cousin Dan, hes got good paintball skills, one of my best friends, and he pwns in FPS's.
321, Hes good at CS and hes a funny kid. (OMG THE INTERWEB BOOSTS SOMEONES SELF ESTEEM? NEVAR)
Peacemaker, because I have fond memories of PS days with him and select CDL members
Shelby (gf)
Nick
Danny
Dad
Mom
Shane

Armor
Long sleeve underarmor
Leather jacket (Although it looks badass while killing zombies, it serves a purpose)
Pant underarmor
Comfortable, not tight, not baggy, jeans
Beanie (keep my hair out of my face, long as it is, imagine 9 years of shitty haircuts, fuck that)

[Electrofreak]

Chainsaw.

I'm set.

[Heavygain]

Originally Posted by Electrofreak

Chainsaw.

I'm set.

No, your dead. It takes time to saw (even if it like 2 seconds) through the zombie's limbs, exposing you to be swarmed.

[Electrofreak]

Thats why you saw their heads off in wide sweeping horizontal arcs.

[OneManArmy]

only 9 people? ok
7 of the baddest ass mother fucking commandos in the US Military and the two fattest PSU memebers for bait.

Weapons? well whatever the commandos want to use plus Katana and a BFG. (I win)

and ammo for the weapons but with my handy BFG it wouldnt take long so for food maybe a bottle of gatorade and a bag of cheetos.

[Peacemaker]

Melee
2x Lightsaber (Come on, its a tool AND a weapon)
Dimond Edged Katana

Firearms
OICW - Most advanced Combat rifle on the planet. 6 Clip 20mm Programable grenadelauncher, 5.56mm Bullets, Most technologicaly advanced scoped system on the planet giving thermal, Night Vision, Magnification abilities and its solar powered


Glock 20c with hollow point bullets (WILL tear a head off) 10mm Rounds = pwn Has a Flashlight

MK19 Grenade launcher - Nuff Said



Supplies
Full load of ammo (85lbs) thats 10 clips for the OICW 5.56 and 5 more 20mm Grenade clips, 10 clips for my Glock-20C
2 Bottles of Water, 4 MREs, 4 Snickers Bars, a MP3 Player (rocking out to Ramstien while blasting zombies), 1 Maglight, 1 Spair Set of Batteries, a Lesbian only Porno, 4 Grenades, 1 20mm Clip of Flares for the OICW
My stationary supplies would consist of:
250 pounds of ammo
60 pounds of MREs
40 pounds of Gas
2 Hammers, 2 Saws, 2 Boxes of nails, screwdrivers, wrenches various tools totaling 25 pounds
A generator (10 pounds)
15 Pounds of hard liqour

Vehicle
Ohhhh you poor bastards, Kabota Tractor with Forward and side mowing attachments (RUN EM DOWN)

Base of Operations
Thats easy! There is a military base about 20miles from my house. Theres Emergancy food bunkers, PLENTY of ammo and extra guns, all of which are exchangeable with my guns, and there is a mall about 2 miles from there. The base is located in a secluded vally so you really cant see it unless you were looking for it. Theres only one way in as its surrounded by a mine field. On it is an airfield with lots of aircraft, and vehicles. (tanks included). Buddy of mine is a soldier there. He says theres enough supplies kept on that base to feed 1000 people for 2 years and enough ammo of various types to take over a small city. The mine field has only one entrance which is where I would lay my Mk19. I would also mine this up some and make a very specific path to get through.

People
Electrofreak - Hes smart enough to help us figure anything hard ware related when I make a security system Plus hes a great friend
Electros bro - Uber Ninja / Karate
Gryphon - Programmer = program a security system
My Buddy rob - Soldier, awsome friend
1 Chick for each of us (Id choose a good friend of mine ive had a crush on since I was a kid... shes no tough girl but Ill bet she could shoot a gun)

Armor
SPARTAN system
Or to be more realistic, for suicide mission, reinforced bomb defusal suit
Recon - None, rather be fast and out run zombies
Normal - Gortex Jeans with metal rings, Leather jacket with metal rings sewn in (think chain mail), bandana

Cant beat that shit. Even if I ran out of ammo my light sabers would beable to fend off hundreds if not thousands of the fuckers. Id have tanks, and aircraft at my disposal, enough tools, spair parts, and time to build what ever I wanted. And enough technical expertise to do what ever I wanted.

[Hamma]

Originally Posted by Peacemaker

This thread is alot of work, I will have to return later.

[Biohazzard56]

M60 or M240 for ammo compatability with the 7.62 NATO Rifle.
Mk. 19 Grenade Launcher
G3/CETME/FN FAL Rifles: Powerful and accurate the best of both worlds, it is the full sized 7.62mm NATO cartridge, sure its heavier but its certain to knock the zombies down.

Mosin M91/30 Bayonet for shiskabob and K-BAR

3 Level bunker: above, under and ground level floors

Supplies:
Belt loader, small reloading press, MREs, water, mountain dew, hotpockets, a box to carry alot of brass, entertainment of some kind.

Mom, Dad, Melissa (gf), Brett, Jordan, Stansel, Bray, Camra,

OMA that mother fuckers is funnay
AztecWarrior = OMGWTFKILLCON2006

My ranger with a better engine, turn it into a technical.
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I want to take my other guns with me too..

[Geist]

Can I use stationary? if so I'd use that 1 million bpm gun,and that automatic grenade launcher,I'd go to nellis air force base which is very close(my gandma,grandpa live there),I'd bring 100 lbs of mt dew,I'd bring my family of seven poeple,and Hamma and Peacemaker if he wasn't at his military base because they are awsome on planetside.I wouldn't have to bring ammo and food because they even have a store and all those bags of food that last a really long time.And more mountain dew,which it seems every1 on that base are addicted to.

[Biohazzard56]

All you guys with that ammo, I plan on reloading brass and living.

[OneManArmy]

this thread is easy. I already won. provided i can find sputty.

[Peacemaker]

I dont need to reload... Ive got enough ammo lol... besides, to reload shell casings you need acctual bullets and gun powder. ALOT of both. And while the M60/m249 has alot of stoping power I think your under estimating how many bullets a zombie can absorb. My solution to this was use weapons that have the best stoping power and versitility. A SAW may dump alot of bullets, but if it cant hit the heads its worthless. The G3 on the other hand is a perfect weapon to use. Lots of power behind that bullet. My OICW CAN be converted to a 7.62 and If I could I would. Remember, your fighting zombies, not humans. You want manuverability and speed over raw firepower.

[Heavygain]

Originally Posted by Peacemaker

I dont need to reload... Ive got enough ammo lol... besides, to reload shell casings you need acctual bullets and gun powder. ALOT of both. And while the M60/m249 has alot of stoping power I think your under estimating how many bullets a zombie can absorb. My solution to this was use weapons that have the best stoping power and versitility. A SAW may dump alot of bullets, but if it cant hit the heads its worthless. The G3 on the other hand is a perfect weapon to use. Lots of power behind that bullet. My OICW CAN be converted to a 7.62 and If I could I would. Remember, your fighting zombies, not humans. You want manuverability and speed over raw firepower.

Not if your in a tower like fortress. I revoke the SAW I suggested I would carry, and I replace it with a PKM.

[Biohazzard56]

Originally Posted by Heavygain

Not if your in a tower like fortress. I revoke the SAW I suggested I would carry, and I replace it with a PKM.

Its all about the velocity vs weight trade off. Any 7.62 long cartridge. Battle Rifle is more than good enough, Id just like to make sure.

7.62x54R for the win! Not bad for a 116 year old cartridge.

[Mag-Mower]

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throw in one of these too, i guess