Royal Goat Demoted

[Hamma]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe....ap/index.html

wtf they had to salute the damn goat!1

[Infernus]

They give him cigarettes.


Fuck, I'm a human and I actually have to buy the things.

Being higher on the food chain, shouldn't I get the free cigarettes? Fuck.

[Hamma]

Only if you eat them

[Infernus]

Originally Posted by Hamma

Only if you eat them

Yes... eat...

<.< >.>

[Rbstr]

This kind of thins is exactaly why I like the British

[LimpBIT]

My god, you would think that story was a joke

[Rbstr]

Originally Posted by LimpBIT

My god, you would think that story was a joke

It is in a very British kind of way

[Electrofreak]

Baaaaaaaad goat.

[Evilmp]

I wonder what they would feel like saluting a pet rock

[Lartnev]

Originally Posted by Evilmp

I wonder what they would feel like saluting a pet rock

Pretty stupid I'd imagine. The Russians probably think we do actually do it though

[Baneblade]

My rock HAS a name you know!

[LimpBIT]

I guess its better than the ethiopian army, they have to salute sally struthers

[Infernus]

Originally Posted by LimpBIT

I guess its better than the ethiopian army, they have to salute sally struthers

OMG I just threw up a little in my mouth.

[Squeeky]

I forgot which country had it, I think it was Finland. Anyhow, they had a penguin that attained that rank of Lt. Colonel, and soldiers were expected to salute it.

Fucking penguin, waddling around and shit. I wish I could find the article, no joke.

Edit:

Found it!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nils_Olav



Nils Olav is a King Penguin living in Edinburgh Zoo, Scotland. He is the mascot and Colonel-in-Chief of the Royal Norwegian Guard.

Nils Olav was given the rank of visekorporal (lance corporal) in 1982, and promoted to sergeant in 1987. Nils died shortly after his promotion to sergeant, and his place of honour was taken by Nils Olav II, his two-year-old near-double. He was promoted in 1993 to the rank of regimental sergeant major. On August 18, 2005, he was promoted to Colonel-in-Chief. He is the first penguin to hold this rank in the Norwegian (indeed, any) army.

We are the USA, we need to get a fucking gorilla or something and make it a five star general.

[Giovanni]

Originally Posted by Squeeky

We are the USA, we need to get a fucking gorilla or something and make it a five star general.

You have Condoleeza Rice in your current administration... wich is more or less the same thing.