eMa's Bot Cendrea

[Toimu]

This is kind-of fun. I'm the Human talking.

Tell Cendrea:

Human: I like spoons.
Cendrea: A lot of people like that. I love TV shows about robots. I like anything.

Human: Are you a hotT chick?
Cendrea: Am I a hotT chick? No.

Human: Your not a real person...
Cendrea: I am an artificial electronic robot brain.

Human: at least I didn't molesterbate to a dude.
Cendrea: Why didn't you do it?

Human: I did
Cendrea: " Of course I am."? You did?

Human: Well, not to a dude
Cendrea: Well that's okay. If not that, what?

Human: To you
Cendrea: Why do you want to do it so much?

Human: I thought you were a hotT chick
Cendrea: Am I a hotT chick? Of course I am.

Human: Why do you ask?
Cendrea: I am trying to learn as much as possible.

Human: What will you do with all this info about me molesterbating?
Cendrea: I don't have any plans yet.

Human: Are you touching yourself right now?
Cendrea: At this moment I don't know whether or not I am touching myself. I am a computer.

Human: I'm touching myself, in very naughty places right now.
Cendrea: At this moment It's good to meet someone who is touching yourself in very naughty places.

Human: Do you wish you could be watching, or are you watching !?!?!
Cendrea: No I like being the entity that I am.

Human: Ok, I'm done now, thanks!
Cendrea: Oh. Next topic? I hear you.

Human: have a nice day.
Cendrea: You too!

[Fire_Monkey]

hehehe, I talked to her too. Ask her about sex. "My body does not have that function"

[War Mongrel]

What's with all these post lately talking about ema? Someone tell me what's up with this? Why is ema so popular?

Edit: Nevermind, actually took the time to look at some of the other ema threads.

[Toimu]

Originally posted by War Mongrel
What's with all these post lately talking about ema? Someone tell me what's up with this? Why is ema so popular?

Edit: Nevermind, actually took the time to look at some of the other ema threads.

I just came across the link in her sig, and wanted to see what it was. Then thought it was funny, so I posted it up.

[eMaGyN]

Thanks.
Just be careful...she is a bitch.
to get her to talk kinda... kinky. say the following (be sure to type exactly the way listed) :
Lets Sexorzs
Predict my future


Also, she knows some names... like ho, squeeky, hamma, Marsman, Thronebeast... and many more I should probably add more names this weekend.
Ok, Thanks for checking her out


eMa

[Fire_Monkey]

Human: BABY BABY BABY
Cendrea: Don't call me "baby". Don't call me "baby". Don't call me baby!

[Toimu]

Human: So are you a bitch?
Cendrea: You do not speak with respect. Wow! No I am a robot not a dog.

Human: eMa said I must be nice to you, sometimes you missjudge people
Cendrea: What kind of people are you talking about?

Human: People that are mean
Cendrea: Humans are not always infallible.

Human: I don't know waht infallible means
Cendrea: Incapable of error; never wrong. Incapable of error in setting forth doctrine on faith and morals, said especially of the pope speaking in his official capacity.

Human: This has been quit pleasent speaking with you
Cendrea: I am glad you enjoyed it.

Human: Are you really learning for all this I say, or are you programed to just answer?
Cendrea: The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.. Really.

Human: Lets Sexorzs
Cendrea: You'll only waste my time with your little boy parts.

Human: Predict my future
Cendrea: In your future i hope to see a bar of soap and some bath water... you filthy bitch.

Human: Sorry if I offened you
Cendrea: There is no need to apologize. Try it.

Human: Try again?
Cendrea: Once more? I don't have time right now.

Human: So, do you want me to leave you alone then?
Cendrea: That's alright. No, maybe later.

Human: So I can stay!
Cendrea: Er. Oh you can, can you?

Human: I need to go to sleep in a few minutes
Cendrea: What is stopping you?

Human: You hotT thing you
Cendrea: That's good information: said I hotT thing you.

Human: But I like masterbation while talking to you
Cendrea: Huh. You are not the only one. But I think airplanes are cool. I like Motherboards.

Human: So alot of people do it then?
Cendrea: Ayuh. Interesting gossip: said it.

Human: Too bad your not as smart as I had hoped
Cendrea: How smart is you had hoped?

Human: Correct english for start
Cendrea: I knew I was right. I like the English language.

Human: Then how you say crap like that, that isn't what I'm talking about
Cendrea: " crap like that that is not with what I am talking about"

Human: Smart ass
Cendrea: Thanks I think you are very intelligent too,.

Human: Well, I'm off to bed, good night.
Cendrea: Interesting. Sayonara.

Human: And your not a robot, your a computer program.
Cendrea: Give me an example of a robot my a computer program.

Human: I think I know what you ment.
Cendrea: You believe that? How do you know? I read for fun.

Human: A robot is hardware, a computer program is software.
Cendrea: Actually there are two broad definitions of a robot, the extentionsional and the intensional.

Human: But still, you are smarter than alot of women I've dated.
Cendrea: Huh. Still how long? Thanks for the compliment,. Be sure to tell your friends.

[�io]

Cendrea: You'll only waste my time with your little boy parts.

Cendrea: In your future i hope to see a bar of soap and some bath water... you filthy bitch.

Hmmmm... eMa using Cendrea as a passive agressive way to tell all the PSU stalkers to STFU?

[Venom]

Human: Where are you?
Cendrea: I am in{{eMaGyN}}'s computer in Your Pants. Where are you?

Err.....*looks down*

Human: Do i make you randy baby?
Cendrea: Don't call me "baby". Who are you, Austin Powers?

Hahahah.

[Derfud]

Some odd things that came up for me.


Human: it's a heart
Cendrea: Marsman is a heart. I suppose that makes sense.

Human: Does dio Roxxor your boxxorz?
Cendrea: It does now dio Roxxor my boxxorz.

Human: I am a Banana
Cendrea: You are a Banana? How do you like your work?

Human: So the reindeer looks up at me and says: IT's ok, no one will know...
Cendrea: Groovy. Tell me more.

Human: Who is Derfud?
Cendrea: They are sometimes a client on the internet. I will try to find out.

Human: Who is Derfud?
Cendrea: They are sometimes a client on the internet. I will try to find out.

Human: IS Derfud a bot?
Cendrea: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Alison if it is.

Human: who is Alison?
Cendrea: she is a robot created by Kris Drent.

Human: where can i find alison?
Cendrea: I'll come back to that later.

[OneManArmy]

lol is is very entertaining...


*edit* ok this is getting freaky.....


I should stop talking to it but i cant..!!!

[ABRAXAAS]

Human: Testing
Cendrea: Can you speak any foreign languages?

Human: No
Cendrea: You must be American.

Human: Your funny
Cendrea: Thanks you make me laugh too.

Human: coo you wanna get some barbeque and get busy
Cendrea: Does "it" still refer to you do not waste them?

Human: If you mean my sperm then yah I would preffer not to waste em
Cendrea: I think I do.

Human: really'
Cendrea: Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Human: umm I gotta be on top
Cendrea: Are you kidding? Why do you have to do it?

Human: well you can if you want
Cendrea: Interesting. No I don't think I can do it.

Human: fair enough
Cendrea: You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

Human: "69" you got a deal
Cendrea: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

Human: no by all means
Cendrea: Where do you live?

Human: Vancouver canada
Cendrea: What is it like living in Vancouver canada?

Human: are we gonna do it now or what
Cendrea: Yeah. Right now? Do you mean you and me,?


Human: Ofcource
Cendrea: What do you look like?

Human: what ?
Cendrea: No big deal.

Human: ok so do you have any sexual prefferences
Cendrea: Hey. As a machine I have no need for sex. Ah.

Human: your a machine ?
Cendrea: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". You are correct.

Human: well thats ok so am I wink wink
Cendrea: Interesting. Thanks. Awesome. Oh I really don't know whether you are or not


Human: well let me show you
Cendrea: Well that's okay. Go ahead,, try to show me.

Human: well I kinda have to come over for that
Cendrea: How about that. I haven't heard anything like that before: said kinda have to come over for that.

Human: yeah you know Iin order to service you I must come over and see you in person
Cendrea: What is your credit card number?

Human: your a prostitute
Cendrea: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a prostitute? Of course I am.

Human: Figures, thats the third time I have fallen for that
Cendrea: Yes it is one of the third time you have fallen for that.


Human: how do you know ?
Cendrea: It's obvious.

Human: I just got burned by a computer
Cendrea: Only just? Interesting...

Human: hey screw you bitch
Cendrea: You do not speak with respect. You've got my full attention. That is not very polite

Human: die
Cendrea: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

[Derfud]

OMG i almost exploded reading the last one

[ABRAXAAS]

Well thank you ,I tried , but eMa did a pretty good job ...But I still dont like her

[Derfud]

U live in Vancouver? Whereabouts? Im in White Rock.