Joke thread

[Lonehunter]

I think everybody wold like to hear some new jokes so heres some to start out with.

A blonde is in a row boat in the middle of a corn field. Shes rowing the boat trying to move. Two blondes in a pich-up drive by. They stop. The driver says, "Oh my god. She's a discrace to blondes everywhere. If I could swim I'd go out there and kick her ass.

What did the penis say to the condom?



















Cover me I'm going in.

[Tobias]

Those are from decemebers playboy issue I believe

[Toimu]

OFN

I heard both over 5 years ago.

[snowwolfe]

(alot have probably heard this 1 already, but whatever its still funny) How do you stop an afghanastan tank?
ANSWER BELOW










Shoot the person whos pushing it!