I miss being able to masterbate between 15 minute hacks

[OpolE]

Whether I was in a tech plant, amp station or a dropship centre, I really enjoyed that 15 minutes to tab out and have a wank.

Even with an LLU is was like a naughty danger wank. I had to finish before the team had the LLU dropped into the other CC.

If I could hear the base being attacked I made it my mission to clear up the place and I'm not talking about in game.

I miss those days of 10-20 base hacks per day. Good quality masterbation is forever lost.

RIP 15 minute hacks

[Meecrob]

Im guessing you were "that guy" who forgot he was on Teamspeak and not muted

[WiteBeam]

This is classic. So that's why half the defense was afk 2 minutes into the hack.

[WarbirdTD]

That was hilarious. Well played, sir.

[Tooterfish]

This was a good read

[Snipefrag]

Rofl.


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[Memeotis]

Masturbate*

[Stormhall]

Oh oh now 4chan is gonna sue us for saying wank.

[Honelith]

Too short, needed more words. :P

[Gonefshn]

OMG thank you.

[PhoenixDog]

I thought I was the only one...

[Methonius]

LOL! I was reading this at work and started laughing out loud literally. You sir made my day. Thanks for the good read.

[Rivenshield]

Ah, nostalgia.

/fapfapfapfap

[Onizuka-GTO]

well played!

[Frotang]

I think we can all relate, although I would get much more done, like have a fap, take a shower, start a load of laundry, do drugs. Now Im not nearly as productive, it sucks.