Beta-waiters: Update

[xuur]

..and here I sit in San Diego, breathlessly awaiting word on the arrival of the mail at my home.

*phone rings at work*

me: This is (me)...can I help you?
wifey: hi....its me.
me: oh hi....sup baby?
wifey: I'm not sure I should tell you this.
me: oh shit....what now?
*visions of a wrecked mustang, burst pipes and dead dogs flash thru my head*
wifey: you got a package in the mail
me: yer shittin' me.
wifey: I sorta wish I was....its from Sony Online Entertainment....is that the one you've been bitchin about the last few days/weeks/year?
me: *gasp!* *choke!* it's there?!?
wifey: is that the one?
me: *in a panicked screech* its THERE?!?
wifey: if I say yes...that means I wont see you tonite...doesnt it?
me: IT'S THERE??????
wifey: I thought so....yeah, its here. I guess that means 'take out' for dinner, huh?
me: like I give a shit? I'll buy you whatever you want for dinner!!!...it's THERE????
wifey: no, I was just kidding...the mail hasnt come yet.
me: farging biotch!!! trifle not with me!!!! lest ye feel my wrath!
wifey: screw you. I've felt your wrath...ya pansy.
me: I love you too babe.....so its really there?
wifey: yeah. its here....are you coming home sick again?
me: *sighs deeply* no..I can't.
wifey: *stunned silence* really? geez...I thought sure you would the way you've been carrying on.
me: but I am off friday
wifey: I fucking knew it. Yeah, its here....stop at KFC on the way home.
me: luv ya
wifey: yeah yeah...screw yerself.
*click*
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ITS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LesserShade]

ROFL.. congrats

[Mazuli]

Thanks. Now in 3 hours I (from Los Angeles) should have my CD and in 8 hours I should be playing!

[air_head1]

roflmfao that was too funny NOW GIVE ME MY DAMN CD

[Yuyi]

[simba]

great story xuur! Fun 2 read.
And congratiolations

[BUGGER]

nice...uh....family you got.....there.....

[xuur]

yeah, shes a pip, aint she? 22 years married this year. she deserves a medal or something.


I know I'll still have to find it when I get home. Either that or earn it out of its hiding place.

gotta love that woman.

[Prowler]

rofl

[Venom]

shit man you are getting KFC and the beta. All im getting is left over meat loaf

[BUGGER]

DONT DIS MEATLOAF!!!!!!!

Unless you dont have ketchup the fuck all you want!

[Robot]

empty mailbox for me.

oh golly

[DarkDragon]

lmao. mail hasn't come for today yet.

[MiniOrca]

update from new york: no CD yet

[Bighoss]

Xuur is obivously one of the lucky few who's girl actually understands the importance to video games...

I think if we didn't have video games we would be out on the streets killing each other cuz its instinctual for men to want to fight.