World Domination by dopey

[dopey]

Late nights and caffine had let me to some startling epiphinies. First, I shall tell you guys about my plan for world domination(told in full to Doobz up-uped on some Nyquil). First I am going to recreate the Gummi Bear series and make it extremely sucessful once again. After I have all the 6-12 year olds in the world extremely enthused about it I will commit suicide to disenfranchise them all to the point where they become addicted to many mind altering drugs.

This suicide is faked. I move to Cuba to wait for the right time to enact my plan. I smoke a lot of cigars to make sure that I am in peak physical condition for the takeover of the world.(pun here). When all the disenfranchised youth turn to larger disenfranchised adults I move back to the mainland(Since it was the right time). I make sure that I move to the most prime real-estate in the country, Southern-West Virginia.

There in Sounthern-West Virginia I shall create an army of disenfranchised red-necks. I march on Washington, D.C. where I find many, many disenfranchised internet-startup owners hopped up on mind altering drugs seeing an army of gummi bear bear on them.

My main objective being the White House and the internet startup owners giving no resistance I go to the White House and find George Bush V(since the Bush's will never leave the white house again) having sex with a Bill Clinton Clone Robot. And thus take over the world.

[Squeeky]

[EineBeBoP]

you understand any of that squeeky?



or even bother to read all of it?

lol

[Squeeky]

I read it all, Its just umm, Weird

[Delirare]

your plan is pathetic at best. One day i'll induldge you all with my plan for world domination that starts with taking over k'nuk land.

<me dreams of the days to come>

[Doobz]

yeah, that was an interesting conversation we had at 4 in the morning hopped up on caffiene, nyquil, and we tried to free base tea earlier that evening

[Squeeky]

Dude, When i had pneumonia, I took nyquil, That stuff knocks you out

[Doobz]

mix it with a whole lot of caffiene and it feels weird

i'm not sure the freebasing of tea did anything though

[Squeeky]

lol, i felt so freakin woozy, i couldnt stand up straight, i never took it again after that, just too strong

[Doobz]

i'll probably take some more tonight before i go to bed

[Sputty]

Hmmm. I should go get some Nyquil then.

[Doobz]

make sure to drink a hell of a lot of tea and then try to free base a bag of it

[Sputty]

Free base?

[theironfist]

your plan to take over the world is flawed. for one "YOU TOLD US"
who are you Dr. Evil
by the way what the hells the problem with the way I'm running it?

[Doobz]

free base, to place your substance of choice on an open surface that easily conducts heat, then light a match and attempt to smoke it

of course, tea doesn't work so well