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2011-11-26, 10:06 AM | [Ignore Me] #1 | ||
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Well mine will simply be this. To stop smoking. I hate them horrid little cancer sticks! Ive tried so many times, but never really had a go while working for myself. So If I can crack it just for a few months, I know I will be rid of them blasted things forever!!
Good luck all with your resolution. Morto. |
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2011-11-26, 01:15 PM | [Ignore Me] #2 | |||
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A month or two later, you will realize you can live without them. Of course, someone else can always be a grandfather to your grandkids, or father to your kids in the event of your untimely passing.
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2011-11-26, 01:18 PM | [Ignore Me] #3 | |||
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But your rite. And thats what I need to be thinking like, to help me beat these terrible little things of death! |
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2011-11-27, 02:49 AM | [Ignore Me] #11 | ||
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A poem I wrote on a matchbook when I was 12 to motivate my mom to stop smoking, which I found years later in her drawer of memories:
You huff, you puff, you suck in the stuff Isn't your life short enough? Imagine the cigarette as a giant cigarette-shaped representative of whatever group you find most disgusting, swaggering into the room the day of your wake, getting all sloppy with your wife, being hugged by your ex-kids. Teaching your kids to smoke, too, in your absence. Leaving huge ashes everywhere. Making your now ex-wife pregnant so she gives birth to packs of Cohibas. Filling the house with smoke, burning it down with your whole ex-family in it... Yeah, you could keep smoking. From Wikipedia: For one of our tobacco companies to commission this study (AD Little Report concluding that smokers save the state money - by dying early) was not just a terrible mistake, it was wrong. All of us at Philip Morris, no matter where we work, are extremely sorry for this. No one benefits from the very real, serious and significant diseases caused by smoking. We understand the outrage that has been expressed and we sincerely regret this extraordinarily unfortunate incident. We will continue our best efforts to do the right thing in all our business, acknowledging mistakes when we make them and learning from them as we go forward. Haha, to hear a tobacco company actually say "yup, we will save the gov't money by smokers killing themselves with tobacco" is a new day, indeed.
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2011-12-26, 05:41 PM | [Ignore Me] #12 | |||
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My mom died 4 years ago from the crap. Give it up. |
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2011-12-30, 08:22 PM | [Ignore Me] #13 | |||
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Im going for it, I have more than enough to be doing and spending my money on than smoking that shit. Wish me good luck! |
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