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Old 2003-09-19, 08:20 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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5 sentence story


this is kinda like the word association thread but in this you write a sentence that has 5 or so words and it makes a screwed up story and it has to be at least a little related to the previous sentence
ill start it off with 2 sentences

The blue chickens flew west.

Well hunters shot a wall.

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Old 2003-09-19, 08:25 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Hamma killed all the trolls.

Kittens pranced at his feet.
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Old 2003-09-19, 08:28 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Kittens destoyed all the spoons.

Well fur flew in airplanes.
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Old 2003-09-19, 09:08 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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and even though this thread is

I still enjoy it like ham.
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Old 2003-09-19, 09:08 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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The Wright Flyer was shot down.

Airships rule the world now.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2003-09-19, 09:10 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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that sounds more like haiku poem than anything but its still not even that



this thread sux


ohoh wait nvm i got one


this thread sux, so do you

damn thats six nvm
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Old 2003-09-19, 09:16 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Hamma missed GonePostal, oh damn


...Fragged by ObFrog's 1337 SAM
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Old 2003-09-19, 09:17 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2003-09-19, 09:20 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Golden dogs swim all day.

Well they eat GonePostal all up.

oops thats six, not that it matters
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Old 2003-09-19, 09:21 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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ph33r with a great ph33r


teh coming of teh forg
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Old 2003-09-20, 12:22 AM   [Ignore Me] #11
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This sentence licks goats balls.

This thread however works well.
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Old 2003-09-20, 01:55 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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Old 2003-09-20, 10:56 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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Watch out for falling Terrans,
Then watch for falling NC
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Old 2003-09-20, 11:28 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Watch for VS AA MAXes

Getting blasted from a tree


(haha ryme!)
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Old 2003-09-20, 11:49 PM   [Ignore Me] #15
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K - I - L - L - I - N - G.


Oh wait, that doesn't fit the five word sentance idea. But it does go along with Frog's rhyme
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