Big girl problem: please help

Jaged · 2003-09-30, 12:46 AM

There are two girls, Girl A and Girl B. I really like girl A and I cant stand girl B. Through some weird twist of fate, girl B thinks I am going to homecoming with her. Girl A doesn't know how much I want to go with her. I don't just to want ditch girl B, care about her feelings. I don't want to go to homecoming with girl B because I can't stand spending that much time with her. I really want to go to homecoming with girl A, but I can't have two dates. Is there any way I can let girl B go with out devastating her? Do you have any other ideas? Am I rambling on to much?

p.s. If you are confused or need more info, please ask.

Derfud · 2003-09-30, 12:53 AM

If you really want to go with Girl A, then do. Just let girl B know flat out that you think your friendship is faltering, and that you would rather go with girl A. That is my advice, but you would probably be a fool to take it, since I have no dating experience whatsoever.

Mtx · 2003-09-30, 01:36 AM

Okay.. how'd you get hooked up with a fatty? Let me guess.. she's the girl you do when you're lonely?

You gotta date with a fatty!

Wanna get rid of her now? Well.. hmm perhaps McDonalds needs a new cow? I know how you got stuck with her. You were drinking or desperate and decided to have secret sex with a fatty but she wouldn't give it up unless you promised to date her. So you lied and said you would but after sex you realised how stupid that was and now you don't know how to ditch the cow? Find her a new boyfriend or a rack of lamb.

Everay · 2003-09-30, 01:58 AM

get a buddy to go out with girl b, Duh

NightWalker XI · 2003-09-30, 03:02 AM

the above is what I would do to, see if any of your friends likes girl B, if one does there ya go, put him in your position, explain to her and voila, sorted

Pilgrim · 2003-09-30, 11:38 AM

Remember Sexxing a FAT chick is like riding a moped.

Great ride unless your friends see ya.

Just be honest. It's a frightening and freaky thing I know, but I swear it works. If you can't pawn girl b off then just tell her flat out you don't really want to go with her. If she's a friends then she'll dig trying to help you get girl A if she isn't, then oh well her feelings get hurt, feelings mend.

Of course there is the other option. Go with girl B. This may seem frightening, but I can tell you 3 of the best dates of my life were with women I had no interest in. Unless you know her really well she may yet suprise you.

But when in doubt be honest.

WickedDeus · 2003-09-30, 02:50 PM

What Everay said....find yourself a wingman.

Rock On!

JetRaiden · 2003-09-30, 03:05 PM

o great....i just downloaded that clip and I have no idea where it saved to...

GonePostal · 2003-09-30, 03:17 PM

simple solution

you can hurt the fattys feelings and say no fat chicks aloud, were just friends, i dont know where th ehell you got that other idea

then tell the hot chick you like her

OR

find girl c and bang her at the homecoming party

BUGGER�GHO�T · 2003-09-30, 04:07 PM

My advice (as always): call my fav talkshow! 1-800-LOVE-191. sun.-thur., 10-12 pacific time. Get your love problems, your sex prolems, and also maye some constructon problems solved.

Seriously, Adam Carola does this show (if any of you remember him from The Man Show), and he's really funny.

And if any of you call ever, make sure he does a ligtning round at the end of the show, hehheh, its really funny.

Khronos · 2003-09-30, 04:19 PM

wait wait...

i think 'Big Girl Problem' doesnt mean shes a "heavy" girl...i think its just a big problem with the 2 girls..

anyways, if i were you, i would just confront Girl B and tell her how you feel and that you would really rather prefer to go with Girl A and that sorry it was a misunderstanding that she thought she was going with you.

GonePostal · 2003-09-30, 04:24 PM

o shit i thought he meant he had a problem with a big girl

JetRaiden · 2003-09-30, 04:42 PM

find girl c and bang her at the homecoming party

thats the spirit!

Drinky · 2003-09-30, 04:43 PM

Drop girl B quick, its like tearing off a band aid. Dont procrastinate though just do it like now, nothing would be worse than leading this girl on.

I find a shot or two (or 5 or 6 in my case) of your favorite hard alcohol helps before you do it. More shots afterwards for her may help too.

Oh wait your in high school, nevermind.

GonePostal · 2003-09-30, 08:22 PM

drop em both dude

im telling ya find the girl c ( the drunk one mind you)

and fuck her