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2003-10-08, 06:18 PM
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I was in US History class, and our teacher says.
"The other periods have a different quiz schedule. You might want to write this down..." And he stopped. This is an exact copy of what was on the board. Note that he doesn't use arrows, he actually writes an equal sign followed by a greater than sign. He's a robot. 10/8/03 ---------------------------- Quiz Tomorrow Per'.s 1,3,4 => Sections 1,2 Per'.s 6,8 => Sections 2,3 hermaphrodite Everyone started cracking up. The teacher stopped talking as he was amazed at why the hell that word was there, and he reached for the eraser. The handwriting wasn't his, someone else wrote "hermaphrodite". It is of note that, due to glare, I could read the erased words on the other board, and it appears that there was some kind of Sex Ed class beforehand, but somehow that word escaped the axe.
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2003-10-08, 06:26 PM
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 sweet.I remember I had a substitute for Algebra last year. He was writing our assignment on the board, and wrote "Oral Ex. 1-25 odd" (Oral Exercises) So a bit later, my friend walks by the board pretending to get a tissue, and puts an S in front of the Ex. so now it says "Oral Sex. 1-25 odd" So the class cracks up, and we all start laughing. The sub notices what my friend does, and they start to argue about sending him to the front office. after about 5 or 8 min, My friend (to piss off the teacher, and get him started right where they started the argument) asks "What Am I going to the Office for?!" and the sub replies, "You're going to the office for Oral sex!" The class cracks up again, the sub turns as red as this smiley  , and kicks my friend out of the room.
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both those are great
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