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Old 2003-10-25, 10:02 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Oh yeah Catholic priests are great! </sarcasm>


Oh no catholic people have great views on life!

Vatican City - Masturbation is like owning a Ferrari and driving only in first gear, a senior Catholic theologian said in an article published Wednesday.

"Driving only in first gear, not only do you prevent the Ferrari expressing its full power, but gradually you wear it out and thereby ruin a masterpiece of technology," Father Giordano Muraro wrote in the magazine Vita Pastorale.
Isn't that wonderfull!
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Old 2003-10-25, 10:43 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Hasn't it been scientifically proven that masturbation is healthy rather than bad for you?


It's just a ploy to get people to stop "sinning" by masturbating.
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Old 2003-10-25, 11:01 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Originally Posted by Kaikou
Hasn't it been scientifically proven that masturbation is healthy rather than bad for you?
there've been some studies that have linked rapists with people who heavily masturbated early on in life.

so, grain of salt and whatnot
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Old 2003-10-25, 11:04 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Originally Posted by Robot
there've been some studies that have linked rapists with people who heavily masturbated early on in life.

so, grain of salt and whatnot
I masturbate heavily, and Dio knows what I do. Hmmm, maybe it's right...
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Old 2003-10-25, 11:01 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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So...they're promoting sex, and saying masturbation is bad.
Weird, also, they're comparing sex to cars, Geez, Ferrari owes that priest money
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Old 2003-10-25, 11:03 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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o

Debate skills needed.

It's a sin and all, but the analogy is poor.
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Old 2003-10-25, 11:09 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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lmao

If each masturbation were a grain of sand......well you know...

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Old 2003-10-25, 11:10 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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I seriously dident know my penis had wheels, or that it could go past "first gear"
Man, what the fuck am I missing out on?!
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Old 2003-10-25, 11:23 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Originally Posted by r3d
I seriously dident know my penis had wheels, or that it could go past "first gear"
Man, what the fuck am I missing out on?!

I love you r3d
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Old 2003-10-25, 11:13 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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I'm Catholic, masturbation is wrong, etc. but this is a very poor simile.
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Old 2003-10-25, 11:18 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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i didnt know masturbation was a sin
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Old 2003-10-25, 11:18 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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Originally Posted by Yuyi
i didnt know masturbation was a sin 0_0
Gaah! He originally typed "sing" and by the time I clicked the Quote button, he had edited.
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Old 2003-10-25, 11:28 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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Without masturbating us men would be so frikin horney we would go for any girl just to release. And no I don't want that to happen.
Also, r3d, rofl thats good shit.
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Old 2003-10-26, 12:18 AM   [Ignore Me] #14
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BTW too much masterbation isnt healthy, and can cause side effects such as feeling weak, or being a "minuet man", and so on
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Old 2003-10-26, 12:31 AM   [Ignore Me] #15
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you know your masturbating too much if your crotch hurts the next day
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