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Old 2003-11-08, 03:06 AM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Join the Knollsoft army and get such great position as Kitten maintainers, Schopenbulb food or Knoll catapults. Also, officer entertainment. Join today and you may be a kitten's slave! Join today and you may be burned to death by a Schopenbulb! Join and you will be shot thousands of feet into the air by an angry Knoll, or even be anally molested by me, or another officer.
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Old 2003-11-08, 03:07 AM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Anally molested? Sign my ass up!
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Old 2003-11-08, 03:11 AM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Old 2003-11-08, 03:14 AM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Old 2003-11-08, 03:33 AM   [Ignore Me] #5
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Originally Posted by Sputty
Join the Knollsoft army and get such great position as Kitten maintainers, Schopenbulb food or Knoll catapults. Also, officer entertainment. Join today and you may be a kitten's slave! Join today and you may be burned to death by a Schopenbulb! Join and you will be shot thousands of feet into the air by an angry Knoll, or even be anally molested by me, or another officer.
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Old 2003-11-08, 05:38 AM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Can i sign up as an ass raper. I wanna catch...i hate pitching.
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Old 2003-11-08, 10:29 AM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Time to hack KnollSoft again...wait, did I think that, or type it?
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Old 2003-11-08, 10:39 AM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Originally Posted by Sputty
Join the Knollsoft army and get such great position as Kitten maintainers, Schopenbulb food or Knoll catapults. Also, officer entertainment. Join today and you may be a kitten's slave! Join today and you may be burned to death by a Schopenbulb! Join and you will be shot thousands of feet into the air by an angry Knoll, or even be anally molested by me, or another officer.
Sounds better then the american army recruitement...

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Old 2003-11-09, 12:56 AM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Im up for bein a kittens slave
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Old 2003-11-09, 01:04 AM   [Ignore Me] #10
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Old 2003-11-09, 01:07 AM   [Ignore Me] #11
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uhhh, I think I'll pass, you guys go ahead and have fun without me.
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Old 2003-11-09, 02:00 AM   [Ignore Me] #12
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oooooooooooh !!!!

but i am already my kittens slave
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