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Old 2003-12-08, 03:15 AM   [Ignore Me] #1
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So the Olsen Twins walk into my House....


I heard something from my wife today that made my jaw drop to the floor.

The famous Olsen Twins have decided upon a college. That college being Union College near Albany, NY. They apparently will be starting classes there in the fall and already have excavated land for a house they're going to be building less than 10 miles from my house!

Entrepeneurial mind takes over from here.

Less than 10 miles away from my house. They have no idea where to go in the Capital Region. I have lived here for 5 years. Makes perfect sense. I can become the Olsen Twins tour guide for greater Albany, NY! Show them the sites, places to have fun, go skiing with them, get to know them.

This is the part that's really got me thinking $$$$.

I make a video hotter than Paris Hiltons. I get a 3 way with the Olsen Twins. Lease it to some internet porn site. Make mad cash dawg!!!! And then....

Hold on a second...something doesn't feel right....




Can't put my finger on it.....












Oh, that's right....















I'm married......





Damnit










I'm gonna miss my wife's cooking!
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Old 2003-12-08, 03:17 AM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Don't worry, I'll make a video with me and them for you. I suppose you'll mostly want shots of them.
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Old 2003-12-08, 06:20 AM   [Ignore Me] #3
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You.... lucky... bastard....
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Old 2003-12-08, 09:19 AM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Spider...

Sell your wife on a foursome and your good to go.
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Old 2003-12-08, 10:39 AM   [Ignore Me] #5
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Your a sick sick man sentrosi ...............But i understand completely
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Old 2003-12-08, 10:49 AM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Originally Posted by Black
Your a sick sick man sentrosi ...............But i understand completely
Hey, how is he sick? They're going to be legal
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Old 2003-12-08, 10:50 AM   [Ignore Me] #7
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How...old are you again sentrosi? lol
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Old 2003-12-08, 12:35 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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How is he lucky? He'll probably go over there and get gang raped by their security guards, ***** and Ivan.
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Old 2003-12-08, 02:00 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Old 2003-12-08, 02:19 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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Originally Posted by Nimbus
How is he lucky? He'll probably go over there and get gang raped by their security guards, ***** and Ivan.
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Old 2003-12-09, 01:31 AM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Originally Posted by Nimbus
How is he lucky? He'll probably go over there and get gang raped by their security guards, ***** and Ivan.
Sent gets it from me all the time so that's nothing new.

Sent, you think your wife would mind me moving in? I can cook!
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Old 2003-12-08, 03:05 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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Dont forget Boris, and in this gender role bending world, possibly natasha.
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Old 2003-12-08, 03:08 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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Hahahahaha Sent got lucky, im getting lucky. Im going back sent. Schenectady county community college majoring as a pilot. :-D Maybe I should go to U Albany tho. Hehehehe. (Isnt U albany the one with the big circle drive way near Crossgates?)
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Old 2003-12-08, 03:12 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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/me sees hamma moving to that area now also
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Old 2003-12-08, 07:12 PM   [Ignore Me] #15
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Originally Posted by Peacemaker
Hahahahaha Sent got lucky, im getting lucky. Im going back sent. Schenectady county community college majoring as a pilot. :-D Maybe I should go to U Albany tho. Hehehehe. (Isnt U albany the one with the big circle drive way near Crossgates?)
Yeah, but its not nearby, just down the road actually.

My house is literally about 5 minutes from campus. Got 2 bedrooms 'vacant' right now too.
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