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2003-12-09, 11:18 PM
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Just wanted to start a thread about some of the funniest quotes you see on PSU or just anywhere else... hes some to start us off
PSU: If you're looking up here, you have too much free time PSU: Mosquitos, Mauraders, and Prowlers, OH MY! PSU: Can I play with your Thumper? PSU: You have received 50 grief points for flaming an admin |
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2003-12-09, 11:49 PM
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 PSU: Where STD's are like pokemon, you gotta' catch em all! PSU: 4 out of 4 think PSU is great, the 5th guy was killed PSU: A third implant? But I already got 2. PSU: If your g/f doesn't play it, nothing will! ....course the last 3 of em are mine
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2003-12-09, 11:26 PM
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PSU: life is a b!tch, her name is {{eMaGyN}}
PSU: life is a b!tch, her name is {{eMaGyN}} PSU: life is a b!tch, her name is {{eMaGyN}} PSU: life is a b!tch, her name is {{eMaGyN}} PSU: life is a b!tch, her name is {{eMaGyN}} PSU: life is a b!tch, her name is {{eMaGyN}} PSU: life is a b!tch, her name is {{eMaGyN}} ... Ad infinitum.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2003-12-10, 12:13 AM
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Contributor teh Sexb0t
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PSU: Warning: contains nuts.
PSU: Will PlanetSide run on my Mac? PSU: Please consult physician if taken orally. PSU: The place for tips on overclocking your mousepad. PSU: Marsman: He sounds like a New England Barry White.
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[ Penis removed by Hamma. ] NEVAR FORGET THE SHUNK! (The Shunk Logs.) Violated by ChiaHamma |
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2003-12-10, 02:07 PM
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First Sergeant
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"Be alert. The world needs more lerts."
"A friend is someone who will help you move. A GOOD friend is someone who will help you move a body." "I'm not myself today. Maybe I'm you. " "Power corrupts, but absolute power is kinda neat. " "9 out of 10 voices in my head agree that I'm sane." "Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready." "Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps." "I do whatever the voices tell me to. It depends on who yells the loudest." "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. " "I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce. " Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution. " "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. " "The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there is a 90% probability you will get it wrong. " "When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail. " "A ship floats on the water; but I'll bet you it would float on sand too. " "Oh yeah? You wanna step out of the giant robot and say that again?" "Never assume malice for what stupidity can explain. " "He may look like an idiot, and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. " "Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. " "She has a mind like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in most places. " "Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning. " "How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands. " "The speed of time is one second per second. " "War does not determine who is right. War determines who is left. " "It's all fun and games until some divine creature strikes you down with a bolt of lightning. " "You say heretic like it's a bad thing. " "Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway. " "Those who live by the sword get blasted by those who don't. " "That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again. " "When all you have is an axe, every problem seems like hours of fun. " "No, I'm not feeling violent, I'm feeling creative with weapons. " "Money can't buy love; but it can rent a very close imitation. " "Last night as I lay in bed looking at the stars, I thought "Where the hell is the ceiling?!" " "A day without sunshine is like.. well, night. " "Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you. " "He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame." "It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end. " "He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged. " "Don't upset me.. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. " "Swords don't kill people; I kill people. It's a proven medical fact. " "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. " Well there are my favorite quotes i could scrounge up
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