I think there is a polterguist in my house!!!

[Bighoss]

okay all today creepy shit that I can't explain has been happening. Cuz I've been the only one here since 10 this morning.

1. My printer was out of paper and I knew I had just filled it up so I went downstairs to get more and put it in my printer. I go back downstairs to get a drink I come back up stairs its all gone. I get more paper put it in, work a for a while, go to the bathroom its all gone again. I'm like WTF.

2. I have this weird venquilitrist dummy (spelling) and its hand was in its mouth for some reason so I take it out. I turn around its back in, I take it out. Come back in the room a couple minutes later its back in! I took it out and I just checked again and its back in! I'm like WTF

3. After all my paper kept disapearing I said what the fuck and all of a sudden my door slams and I hear something go running down my stairs. I come back upstairs and my computer has replaced all the writing to the beginning of my report with complete gibberish, luckily i could just edit undo it.

4. I go downstairs kinda weirded out by whats going on and for some reason all the bowls are sitting on my table, bowls are pretty cool but there not that cool to all be hanging out together on my table. I put them all away and close the cabinent and then as I'm walking away that cabinet opens up again on there own and I'm like NO BOWLS YOUR NOT COMING BACK OUT. then I hear some laughing and feel this crazy gust of wind go by me and I get goose bumps and then my window opens and I close it.

so something has been screwing with me all day and its been getting annoying be I've decided if there is a polterguist or what ever in my house his name can be Lenny and he can crash here for a while cuz he's kinda funny but annoying all at once.

[Onizuka]

Maybe someone is living at your house? Just a guess.

[Bighoss]

Originally Posted by Onizuka

Maybe someone is living at your house? Just a guess.

nah my dog would have found that person but its probauly some mice screwing with me most likely.

edit: actaully maybe there are some hobos living in my basement!

[Spider]

Originally Posted by Bighoss

nah my dog would have found that person but its probauly some mice screwing with me most likely.

What do you feed those mice? If they can move bowls out of a cabinet and put them on your table... heck move paper out of your printer really quickly... then laugh...

Yeah... pretty freaky mice you have there...

Might wanna check if your not scizho like me... I've had much weirder shit then that... each time I freak out... run out of the house in my boxers screaming... let me tell you when you forget your boxers and it's winter... you look like a fucking moron! A tiny moron! .

Good thing that was last year and I don't have those kind of attacks anymore

[Spider]

Crack!

It does your body good!

*Insert satisfied customer smile here*

[Squick]

Originally Posted by Spider

Crack!

It does your body good!

*Insert satisfied customer smile here*

[Squeeky]

You Are Going To Die Get The Fuck Out!

[Squick]

Spider v3.0?

Lets see... what will it be? How about... Bah, screw it... The time honered:


And if by some bizzare chance you are telling the truth, well, thats gota suck.

[EineBeBoP]

dude a ventriloquist dummy?
wtf is wrong with you? go take it outside and smash the fucker to piece with a giant axe.

[Sputty]

Originally Posted by EineBeBoP

dude a ventriloquist dummy?
wtf is wrong with you? go take it outside and smash the fucker to piece with a giant axe.

[Jaged]

Younger sibling?

[Terran Sniper]

dude, your house is fucking haunted. You should put up a ad in the National New York Times so that people can pay to come and get scared shitless in your house.

thats what id do...but thats just me

[Derfud]

If that is true, it is some freaky shit. You should ask someone else who lives in your house if they have ever expereinced anything similair.

[Spee]

pwned by dead folks.

[Indecisive]

Found it.