Missle Base (or evil liar) for sale!

Rbstr · 2004-01-13, 05:01 PM

http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=13588

r3d · 2004-01-13, 05:04 PM

"The site has a 360 degree view, and "few neighbors". An appointment is required to view the property which the vendor suggests could be used as a personal/corporate retreat or a world class winery. The missile silo could be used as a 100 foot swimming pool for Scuba training."

They make it sound so innocent.

Personally, I'de put pants EVERYWHERE, even make missles made of pants/assorted lint.
woot.

xmodum · 2004-01-13, 05:04 PM

thats funny , i wonder who's gonna live there? maybe 50 cent will by it so he cant get bombed or some shit

EarlyDawn · 2004-01-13, 05:07 PM

Turning it into a huge swimming pool would be awesome.

Squeeky · 2004-01-13, 05:11 PM

Dude, i need one of those to house my victims.

Mtx · 2004-01-13, 05:25 PM

Can I get braodband in there?

Sputty · 2004-01-13, 07:01 PM

Originally Posted by Mtx

Can I get braodband in there?

No, but you can nuke the pinkos

Nimbus · 2004-01-13, 06:06 PM

There are all kinds of decomissioned missile bases for sale. The reason they mention you could use the silo for scuba diving is because one man DOES use his for that.

Squick · 2004-01-13, 06:06 PM

He does not give any square footage measurements of the enclosed space... I am curious if it is more or less expensive per sq ft then houses around here. Around here it is about a 3 mil for 14,000 sq feet.

ZeusCali · 2004-01-14, 05:30 AM

bio-dome anyone :-D
Does it come with any vehicles for getting around?(jet pak muha)
Electric Go Cars?
Metro? lol
maybe moving sidewalks? cause that is alot to walk!

hehe New Site For the The New Playboy Mansion?

EarlyDawn · 2004-01-14, 01:35 PM

Apon examination of the picture, I have concluded that is the coolest residence, ever. I mean, it's got, what, three silos? You could turn one into a scuba tank, put mirrors on the walls of one, pop the hatch and build an echalon mirror system, turn the powerhouse into a biodome, rofl. I can think of a million things... Property tax must be rough :/

[Edit: Oh yeah, and of course, keep the operations center... as the operations center. Put fuckin' big screens, tactical maps,

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Dharkbayne · 2004-01-14, 01:40 PM

Or you could use it to... Hmmmm... Launch missles??

EarlyDawn · 2004-01-14, 02:08 PM

Yeah. Because I have piles of ICBMs just waiting to be used

Rbstr · 2004-01-14, 04:22 PM

it's perfect for my secret base, that i'm going to use to rule the world.

I have ICBM's laying around, i though everyone did.

Setari · 2004-01-14, 05:23 PM

i have a couple SAMs up on blocks in my back yard