the wonderful world of Counter-strike!!

I Hate Pants · 2004-01-19, 01:13 PM

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=395&p=3

not sure if this is ***. But it cracked me up soo much. BECAUSE ITS SOOO TRUE!

This guide explains about what to expect from the players. it even lists all the type of ******s you see who play this game. And don't even deny this article. Because it true and you know it!

Read the ones on "Capatain tactics", "Sociopath", "Clanner".

And if this article pisses you off because your one of the poeple listed. ACCEPT IT! Don't bother trying to get on this guys bad side. He makes good work of people who try anything on him.

worldvengence · 2004-01-19, 01:21 PM

purely priceless

Onizuka-GTO · 2004-01-19, 01:29 PM

never played CS, but that was funny.

Neon Apocalypse · 2004-01-19, 01:40 PM

a good hmpf, thats it

Rayder · 2004-01-19, 01:46 PM

Just because you were wondering, it is ***.

I Hate Pants · 2004-01-19, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by Rayder

Just because you were wondering, it is ***.

awww what ashame. Im crushed. Thanks for informing me.

1024 · 2004-01-19, 02:05 PM

heh.

Spee · 2004-01-19, 02:21 PM

Ive found dodging bullets in any videogame is a diffult preposition, aside from sniper fire. Generally, theres too much lead in the air at one time to make dodging any fun, for, if you dodge the SMG fire, you fall smack into the AK fire.

Stupid game and it's odd always being stacked against you.

Rbstr · 2004-01-19, 02:22 PM

AW/M - This is the feared and hated Arctic Warfare Magnum sniper rifle, also commonly called the "AWP" or "THE GUN THAT NOOB LAMER SHOT ME WITH ARRRRRGGGGG". It has been toned down in recent versions, meaning to kill someone you need to actually point it in their general direction, rather than the general direction of the continent they're standing on. On the off-chance the target doesn't die of sheer terror, you might have to go through the time-consuming process of pulling the trigger, which will inflict about the same level of damage as getting hit in the eye with an anti-tank missile covered with anthrax and gasoline.

arctik · 2004-01-19, 03:13 PM

Wasn't really teh funnay but most of it is true and I know because I play CS.

ORANGE · 2004-01-19, 04:02 PM

thats it i knew it arctik is the sociopath or maybe the cdd it doesnt matter cause I was right

keam02 · 2004-01-19, 06:52 PM

Sociopath: Much like the morons you normally find in Yahoo chatrooms, the Sociopath is an angry and bitter child who masquerades as a big tough guy who will not hesitate to kick your ass if you look at him the wrong way or use the wrong kind of emoticon. This may seem like a relatively harmless breed of Counterstrike player, but in groups they are capable of inflicting lethal levels of annoyance. The Sociopath hates Counterstrike and everyone who plays it (and everyone who doesn't play it) but he will keep playing the game, simply because it's the only way he can get out his aggression at other people without getting his glasses broken and shoved in his ear.
Signature move: Blasting other players with incredibly callous and witty insults such as "***", "***" and "***".
Strategy: Start insulting the band Slipknot. With any luck, the Sociopath's ensuing screams of rage will wake up his parents in the next room and he'll have to turn the computer off and go to sleep.

Morrik · 2004-01-19, 07:15 PM

Very true. The depiction of genere players within Counter Strike are explained perfectly there. It was great reading about the Rookie with that picture there. Very cool!

Squeeky · 2004-01-19, 07:22 PM

Anything on SA is ***

planethogger · 2004-01-20, 12:37 PM

wat do u guys have gainst CS anyhow wats it ever done to u??

i ply CS qith a clan and its a good luagh and were not a bunch of morons or anything also we dont make up words we use existing words like 'lol' and 'omg' so there.

CS rules but PS is god of all games!!!

see u on the battlefields!