Ever have anyone like this?

Mr1337Duck · 2004-02-10, 09:12 PM

If you hang out on the PD forums, you know my brother's kinda strange. Just seriously dislikes just about anything American. So I'm riding back from Karate and we're talking and I say I don't understand those people with foot fetishes, because it just seems like an odd thing to be attracted to. He says I probably have a drawer full of pics of German women's feet, or Japanese women's feet. I say no, I like the American girls. Insulting commences, he calls me a blind nationalist and says I have a one-track mind, etc. I say I like the Hispanic, the American, and some British girls. Insulting continues, so I ask what the hell is wrong with not being crazy about asian girls with glasses, like he is. We pull into the driveway, conversation ends.

First off, the glasses thing is stupid. Is this like them masturbating with the glasses and you watching, or do you just like nerd girls with optical dysfunction?

Who else knows someone like this?

Derfud · 2004-02-10, 09:29 PM

Well they have more trouble seeing you when they have an optical disfunction so...

MrVicchio · 2004-02-10, 09:30 PM

What a bigot, you only like white girls and few chicanos??

Your brother is a twerp, ignore him.

Derfud · 2004-02-10, 09:37 PM

You should be glad your brother is like that, and isn't like mine, who comes into your room when your parent's are away with his penis out wagging it everywhere. Or randomly comes into your room and says "YOU WERE MASTURBATING WEREN'T YOU!? YOU GOT A BONER DON'T YOU? NO, PROVE IT, SHOW ME!"

Sputty · 2004-02-11, 09:32 AM

Originally Posted by Derfud

You should be glad your brother is like that, and isn't like mine, who comes into your room when your parent's are away with his penis out wagging it everywhere. Or randomly comes into your room and says "YOU WERE MASTURBATING WEREN'T YOU!? YOU GOT A BONER DON'T YOU? NO, PROVE IT, SHOW ME!"

Everay · 2004-02-10, 09:45 PM

analisys of said situation: your brother is gay and into incest
Solution: KILL HIM

everyone has their tastes in women, fetishes and all, tell your brother to stfu, and if he hates america, tell him to get out of my country, thats right MY COUNTRY!

Jabberwocky · 2004-02-10, 09:45 PM

Haha, Defrud, your bro cracks me up...

but I wouldn't want to live with him.

TheN00b · 2004-02-10, 09:57 PM

Derfud, your brother is merely a very frightened child...

Mr1337Duck · 2004-02-10, 10:00 PM

Holy fuck, Derfud, if half of that was true, I'd pity you.

FlakMan · 2004-02-10, 10:01 PM

Originally Posted by Derfud

You should be glad your brother is like that, and isn't like mine, who comes into your room when your parent's are away with his penis out wagging it everywhere. Or randomly comes into your room and says "YOU WERE MASTURBATING WEREN'T YOU!? YOU GOT A BONER DON'T YOU? NO, PROVE IT, SHOW ME!"

Ducky, tell your brother that he's the one with a fetish

Spider · 2004-02-10, 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by Mr1337Duck

First off, the glasses thing is stupid. Is this like them masturbating with the glasses and you watching, or do you just like nerd girls with optical dysfunction?

K... it went from... feet... to you being a biggot... to ending the conversation....

Now where in hell does this fit?!

Derfud · 2004-02-10, 10:09 PM

That is all true Mr1337duck. The scariest thing is that he is 2 years older than me. He also occasionally 'dicks up' various items in my room just to aggravate me.

Everay · 2004-02-10, 10:29 PM

Originally Posted by Derfud

That is all true Mr1337duck. The scariest thing is that he is 2 years older than me. He also occasionally 'dicks up' various items in my room just to aggravate me.

your brother is gay dude, nuff said, just be sure to tell him you dont like it.