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2004-02-11, 10:58 PM
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Funny story.
Today at school, a teacher was not there so they had a sub. Well, during class, one kid whips out his, uh, weiner and starts hitting this other kid on the head with it. Well, that kid pulls his out and they start sword fighting with, uh, weiners. Then, another kid joins in and they all start sword fighting. The teacher steps up and says, if you're going to do that, do it infront of the class. They tried to... HAHAAH. They all got sent to the office, but not after one of them hit another kid over the head with, uh, their weiner. This, after last semester another unrelated kid got expelled for masturbating in class. Whipped it out and just started goin at it. He was expelled, the 3 kids from today probably will be too. 
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2004-02-11, 11:04 PM
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Only in the South.
DISCLAIMER: Miami is not part of the South. I am not a hypocrite.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-02-11, 11:17 PM
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However, I remember once (I think I was a sophmore) me and a friend filled a couple Trojans with sand, cought them in our zippers, and let them dangle in the hallway for a bit. You would be amazed how real a condom filled with sand looks.  edit: Remember kids, there's a fine line between being gay/retarded, and being funnay. Learn when to say when. Last edited by SDM; 2004-02-11 at 11:20 PM. |
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2004-02-11, 11:30 PM
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this is one of thoserare ocasion's i agree with Dhark, WTF!
and on anouther note, WTF is up with vannu and TR pwning the NC all this week? i thought we were suposed to kick ass! most day's we finish with one continent, our sanc! C'mon people let's try and get with it, i need the XP!!!
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2004-02-11, 11:35 PM
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2004-02-12, 12:27 PM
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 You sound like Pork.
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2004-02-11, 11:12 PM
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Cockfighting without poultry.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-02-11, 11:34 PM
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EDIT:
  Oh dear god....When you are getting hit in the head by someone else's weiner, how is it your first inclination to whip out yours and fight back? Even worse, you see two kids weiner fighting, what the hell would make you want to go and join in? Kids these days. Go figure. Last edited by Jabberwocky; 2004-02-11 at 11:37 PM. |
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