A present for our Bush fans.

Lexington_Steele · 2003-01-29, 10:17 PM

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- Governor George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- Governor George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow."
- Governor George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- Governor George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- Governor George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- Governor George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
- Governor George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- Governor George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- Governor George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- Governor George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- Governor George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Governor George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- Governor George W. Bush

from the website http://www.00fun.com/bushquotes.shtml

Navaron · 2003-01-29, 10:19 PM

Hey, cut him some slack, I bet you goof more than that. They record every word he says.

Did you see that thing where he called the guy from the NYT a major league asshole and the mikes were on. That was hysterical.

Sputty · 2003-01-29, 10:23 PM

Those are funny, but they were posted earlier. They're quite hilarious. But it really doesn't matter who says that, just it's the president that makes it a little more funny

archaic1128 · 2003-01-29, 10:26 PM

lol, gotta love Bush. He even makes ABRAAXUS look like an educated type.

Navaron · 2003-01-29, 10:28 PM

I can bring the ass whoop over here if needs be. Don't make me. He's smarter than everyone on this site, if you argue that, you're just ignorant.

Sputty · 2003-01-29, 10:28 PM

No one can do that archaic. No one....

Bighoss · 2003-01-29, 10:51 PM

hey cut the guy some slack alright. He isn't doing a bad job or an amazing one. Public speakings tough !!!

I miss Clinton... he didn't do anything he pretty much said, "I agree with all that is good and is opposed to what is bad" and then he went and had sex with an intern and came out and said the same thing and we all got rich !

Civilian · 2003-01-29, 11:13 PM

Hey, cut him some slack, I bet you goof more than that. They record every word he says.

I definitely make more public-speaking goofs than that, but I'm not the leader of the free world.

I consider myself pretty liberal, but nothing irritates me more than people making fun of the man's ps mistakes(other than Hollywood actors forcing their political views on me). Does anyone know how difficult it must be to speak in front of literally billions of people around the world or what a stressful life he lives?

Btw, I thought he did very well last night.

Sputty · 2003-01-29, 11:15 PM

Probaby not billions but hundreds of millions maybe.

Mtx · 2003-01-30, 01:36 AM

Polotics = trash

I used to be a republican but now I'm a realist.

KoldFusion · 2003-01-30, 07:37 AM

i'm a bush fan... I found those funny.... i took them for how thw post was intended... humor

Hamma · 2003-01-30, 08:09 AM

Originally posted by Mtx
Polotics = trash

I used to be a republican but now I'm a realist.

gg

Tobias · 2003-01-30, 10:04 AM

I think that I should rule the world as the God-King, and all would be under me. I would have a Harem of 3000 women, and The Vanu would rule all. Our secret police would capture any who did not think they way I wanted them to, and put them in Corectional Thinking Faciliti, for the first offense, the secound time they were cought doing unloyal things, or the Secret police got board, and they would be killed, painfully, with 27 lbs. of butter, 16 mice, and a light bulb. The world would be a better place for me, for you, for atleast part of the Human race. I would also execute all people named Chuck, for that name bothers me.

Squeeky · 2003-01-30, 10:07 AM

Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
Hey, cut him some slack, I bet you goof more than that. They record every word he says.

Did you see that thing where he called the guy from the NYT a major league asshole and the mikes were on. That was hysterical.

I REMEMBER THAT!!

He's all

*George steps to mic*
*George points a man in the audience to someone to hsi right*
*George says*"See that guy there, Hes from the new yourk times, a real major asshole"

ROFL!!!

I need tof ind that video, (its not fake 100% real)

George was a lil emberassed after that fact

Mtx · 2003-01-30, 11:08 AM

Hey was it just me or did any of you notice him saying "gooder" yesterday?

I could have sworn he kept saying "gooder".