giant shrimp found on mars; long johns cashes in

[martyr]

http://www.spaceref.com/news/viewpr.html?pid=13905

Long John Silver's President announces the company will give America free Giant Shrimp on May 10 to celebrate NASA's discovery of salt water on Mars [shamelessly taken from fark]


Long John Silver's President Calls Discovery "One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Giant Shrimp"

NASA's March 23 announcement of evidence of the past presence of "a body of gently flowing saltwater" on Mars is big news for America, and giant news for seafood fans.

In January, Long John Silver's offered to give America free Giant Shrimp if NASA found conclusive evidence of an ocean on Mars. To celebrate the success of NASA's Mars Rover project, the company is going to give America free Giant Shrimp on Monday, May 10.

[Mag]

Hot damn, I'm getting some Giant Shrimp.

[Rbstr]

cool

[Cyanide]

lol...Giant shrimp. Does anybody else find that funny?

[Dharkbayne]

Eh? I'm confused. They giving away free shrimp?

[Bighoss]

and the world is saved once again

[Firefly]

Giant shrimp = giant lines of shrimp shit to consume.

[Ivan]

I hate shrimp.

[Rayder]

One free giant shrimp to each customer (which I assume means you have to buy something first ).

[Neon Apocalypse]

long john pwns the other sea food posers

[BUGGER]

Well I guess then McDonalds is going to have to give away free happymeals then.

[Onizuka-GTO]

Oh well, at leased you can have Tempura with your shrimp cocktail.