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Old 2004-04-13, 07:48 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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What's the worst pick-up line youve evar Heard,said,told


I wonder if the shake come with them fries, if so baby can I get them supersized.
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Old 2004-04-13, 07:50 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Old 2004-04-13, 07:51 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"
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Old 2004-04-13, 07:59 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Originally Posted by Corrosion
"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"
That's best ever. WTF. It works on *all* women, provided they are away from other people and FAR away from police.
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Old 2004-04-13, 08:50 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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Originally Posted by AztecWarrior
That's best ever. WTF. It works on *all* women, provided they are away from other people and FAR away from police.
Just wanted to share it.
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Old 2004-04-13, 08:53 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Old 2004-04-14, 04:11 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Originally Posted by Corrosion
"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"


Thats freakin' great! I think I have heard it before but I still 'loled'.
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Old 2004-04-14, 05:22 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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oh shit!! i missed that one! :r ofl:
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Old 2004-04-13, 07:53 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Is heaven missing a couple of angels? 'Cause I can see them bouncing around inside your top
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Old 2004-04-13, 07:58 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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I guess we can give our pickup lines and the ladies of PSU can judge them.

�Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?�
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Old 2004-04-13, 07:58 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Old 2004-04-13, 08:01 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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�I wanna treat you like a stamp: Lick you, stick you� and send you on your way.�
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Old 2004-04-13, 08:03 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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Originally Posted by JetRaiden
�I wanna treat you like a stamp: Lick you, stick you� and send you on your way.�
That is funny, but in a slappable way.
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Old 2004-04-13, 08:00 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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friend of mine"Like popsicles? want one? suck my dick"
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Old 2004-04-13, 08:07 PM   [Ignore Me] #15
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