[Image] OMG SNAKE ON MY PORCH!

Squeeky · 2004-04-20, 07:46 PM

So, i'm sitting at my computer masturbating with the window open so i can have a breeze (when i get tickled by a breeze, it makes me excited). Anyways, all of a sudden i hear "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!". The most dramatic scream in the world, i throw on pants and run down stairs and see that my downstairs neighbor is standing on her porch with a phone in her hand. I ask her if she is ok, and she points under the stairs i'm standing on. I turn and see a cute wittle snake. The Management people from the office came over and the Fire Department was called. WOO WOO! Sexy Firemen!

OMG SNAKE!

Here comes da woo woo!

Fireman poking the snake with his stick

OMG THOSE ASSHOLES! THEY ARE DECAPITATING IT

hehe jk, they are only picking up the snake!

The amazing three man team of our city's finest wrangle this bugger into a pillow case

Off they go! (not the fat lady with a bucket, tee hee)

Onizuka · 2004-04-20, 07:48 PM

Down here we'd find some roughneck to come and grab it by the teeth and throw it.

Derfud · 2004-04-20, 07:50 PM

Wow, that story made me laugh, especially the masturbating part at the beginning.

Squeeky · 2004-04-20, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by Derfud

Wow, that story made me laugh, especially the masturbating part at the beginning.

Originally Posted by Onizuka

Oh well, it's cool... Squeeky's like that, and thats cool.

Glad SOME people appreciate my threads.

Biohazzard56 · 2004-04-20, 07:53 PM

Should have shot the snake

Onizuka · 2004-04-20, 07:58 PM

Originally Posted by Biohazzard56

Should have shot the snake

No. If it's harmless, just pick it up and put it in the woods. It's trying to kill you now is it?

JakeLogan · 2004-04-20, 07:54 PM

Jaged · 2004-04-20, 07:49 PM

I find it funny how you take pictures of every event in your life to post on PSU.

Onizuka · 2004-04-20, 07:49 PM

Originally Posted by Jaged

I find it funny how you take pictures of every event in your life to post on PSU.

What life is that?

jk.

Oh well, it's cool... Squeeky's like that, and thats cool.

Squeeky · 2004-04-20, 07:49 PM

We are prissy people from San Diego. We need to call Firemen when we see a small snake

BTW, I would have wrangled the snake myself, but the fat lady with the bucket said "No, stay away, it could be poisonous"

Originally Posted by Jaged

I find it funny how you take pictures of every event in your life to post on PSU.

Right, because your threads are so totally awesome. Shut up.

mechaman · 2004-04-20, 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by Squeeky

BTW, I would have wrangled the snake myself, but the fat lady with the bucket said "No, stay away, it could be poisonous"

Red touches black your OK jack
Red touches yellow your a dead fellow

Jaged · 2004-04-20, 07:50 PM

Yeah, its cool. But only cool to fellow nerds like us.

Paingiver · 2004-04-20, 07:51 PM

It took a fireman, and two police officers to put a little snake in a bag? Wth!? Does your city have no crime and is filled with triggerhappy, impulsive police officers?

Squeeky · 2004-04-20, 07:52 PM

Originally Posted by Paingiver

It took a fireman, and two police officers to put a little snake in a bag? Wth!? Does your city have no crime and is filled with triggerhappy, impulsive police officers?

No, it was a 3 man crew from that truck. Our city has very high crime (6 gangs, top 5 cities with gangs in SD County). But ya, it was kinda funny watching everyone scream as these guys arched there bodies to try and stay away from the harmless little snake.

1024 · 2004-04-20, 08:00 PM

You should of just thrown a brick at it.