Rant: tits

[Jaged]

Before I start, I would like you all to know that I enjoy looking at tits just as much as the next guy. They are a beautiful thing. A beautiful and an evil thing. They have a very strong power over us. A power that is often abused by their owners. I am aware of this, yet I can not disobey it. A female with large breasts need only say the word and she can have anything from a spare pencil, to a man's virginity. Is anyone else disturbed by this power that has complete and utter control over us?

[I Hate Pants]

man boobs disturb me

[TheRegurgitator]

so, they give me pleasure

[Lexington_Steele]

Let me get this straight, are you complaining about breasts?

[Dharkbayne]

T-Minus 5 seconds till someone posts the

TITS picture

[Corrosion]

[Doop]

Originally Posted by Corrosion

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

[Hamma]

All women use it at one point or another, even if they are certified geniuses

[Firefly]

I've seen certified geniuses. Intelligence does not equal common sense. More often than not, people with high degress of intelligence lack basic, simple common sense. This is nowhere as prevalent or truer than in the Army's intelligence corps. People with a gift for analytical genius or savants of languages are pure genius lack the common sense to take a shower in the morning after we run five miles in the hot Georgia summer heat. They forget simple things such as replacing the cap on their oil reservoir so that their car stalls at Idle unless you put it in neutral at a stop and gun the engine. These are but a few examples of the tortured existence I have seen people share.

[Neon Apocalypse]

the guy is right

i know some girls at my school, who are in the advanced classes, but if you give them a riddle they will give you something far from correct

[Jennyboo]

Originally Posted by Hamma

All women use it at one point or another, even if they are certified geniuses

Indeed, I'm smart and Attractive ..I dont have any problem with using both to my advantage. And theres noting wrong with guys liking boobs

[oddfish]

i prefer a chic's ass. i'm more attracted to a chic wearing a tee-shirt in tight or thong underwear that clearly shows her ass than i am of a topless chic. now, i am not a fan of the so-called "ghetto ass," or "donkey ass," but i do think that a toned and shapely ass is fucking great. she can have all the breasts she wants, d's or a's, i don't care, but if she's got some floppy ass or no ass at all, get that shit the fuck out of here. and nice legs too. she can have tits the size of fucking basketballs, if she's got nasty legs, fat legs, kankles, mini-legs, or underdeveloped muscles in her legs so her legs and arms look about the same, then i'm turned off. Legs and ass must be nice. Then the waist and stomach must be proportioned and nice, no gut please. No spare tire or love handles either, that's not necessary thank you. I can stand a little tummy, but no flab. The chest can be whatever it want's as long as the nipples don't look like a couple dinner plates. that's the most disgusting thing ever. thank god, seen it but never touched. i believe that's called "pancake nipple syndrome." Then, she needs to have a long neck, proportioned so she doesn't look like a fucking giraffe or lisa kudrow, but yeah, long neck. Shoulders and arms can have some muscle, too. I think girls with a little muscle that shows activity or athleticism is good. Uber-skinny chics are gross, not saying i havn't been with a few, but it's not that attractive and it's like fucking a bundle of sticks. Put some meat on, quit puking up your lunch please. Aside from that, the face: A girl should look like a girl but not go overboard. When you can see the clear line where the makeup ends and the skin begins, you have too much on. Go wash your face.

Look, girls are often more beautiful without all that shit on. The most attractive thing for me is a girl with little or no makeup on who still looks pretty, is wearing a regular tee-shirt, a pair of tight jeans, and a pari of tennis-shoes. The skuzzy, skanky shit some chics wear is just apalling. Please put on SOME clothes.

Anyways, i hope i didn't sound like some pig, cuz i'm not. Physically, yes, i have to be attracted to the girl in order to want to be with her. I'm sure when i've been married for 20 years to the same woman that will have changed but initial physical attraction is necessary and don't lie and say it's not. Men aren't pigs who admit that they are attracted to certain physical attributes of women. Men are pigs who say they don't give a shit how dumb or ignorant the girl is as long as she'll fuck him. THAT's fucking wrong.

Okay, blah. I'm done.

[Electrofreak]

Originally Posted by Jennyboo

Indeed, I'm smart and Attractive ..I dont have any problem with using both to my advantage. And theres noting wrong with guys liking boobs

aye, and shes modest too

[Firefly]

Originally Posted by Jennyboo

And theres noting wrong with guys liking boobs

I never said there was. In fact I'm positive that I made this clear at least once. What *I* said was... that it's got no place in the work environment. And I won't hesitate to verbally dropkick a woman for using it to her advantage.

[Onizuka-GTO]