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2004-05-08, 07:50 PM
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I did a forum search for the URL and "213" and didn't find anything, so I'm hoping this hasn't been posted before...
213 Things Skippy Shouldn't Do
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2004-05-08, 08:03 PM
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better known as simply "skippy's list," used to be at www.skippyslist.com
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2004-05-08, 09:06 PM
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Yea, pretty old, but always good for a laugh. Many of these used to be my away messages, and I still plan on taking a few pages from his book and doing stuff like pulling the red food dye stunt.
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2004-05-08, 10:46 PM
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-05-08, 10:28 PM
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Contributor Major General
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my favorites:
58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid. 202. Despite the confusing similarity in the names, the "Safety Dance" and the "Safety Briefing" are never to be combined.
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