Funny phobias

[JetRaiden]

I found this: Phobias list

now try to find the funniest one in the list. theres tons of them.

Macrophobia- Fear of long waits.
Nomatophobia- Fear of names.
Numerophobia- Fear of numbers.
Vestiphobia- Fear of clothing.

Ill let you guys find a few.

[Infernus]

Chronophobia- Fear of time.
Cypridophobia or Cypriphobia or Cyprianophobia or Cyprinophobia - Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.
Dikephobia- Fear of justice.
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.

EDIT: Gallophobia or Galiophobia- Fear France or French culture. I think I'm Gallophobic...

Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

[FraudulentBob]

I don't like this game anymore.

[Khronos]

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words

[Corrosion]

Triskaidekaphobia - Fear of the number 13

[Sputty]

lakophkommymilphobia - A fear of the lack of pics of Corrosion's mom

[Khronos]

Originally Posted by Sputty

lakophkommymilphobia - A fear of the lack of pics of Corrosion's mom

..something we all must suffer from

[ZeusCali]

Zeusophobia- Fear of God or gods.
Xerophobia- Fear of dryness.
Xylophobia- 1) Fear of wooden objects. 2) Forests.
-- oh noes it can float!
Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Sexophobia- Fear of the opposite sex. (Heterophobia)
---.... interesting lol
Virginitiphobia- Fear of rape.
--- how the fuck did that become a phobia?
"you must face your fears" :lol
Parthenophobia- Fear of virgins or young girls.
-- goes funnily with virginitiphobia
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.
-- how can you live?
Social Phobia- Fear of being evaluated negatively in social situations.
-- don't judge me!
Sarmassophobia- Fear of love play. (Malaxophobia)
-- wtf is love play? is it the same as foreplay? lol
Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.
Optophobia- Fear of opening one's eyes.
-- im not blind i just dont want to open my eyes....
Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure.
--- man i feel sorry for you
Erotophobia- Fear of sexual love or sexual questions.
-- "son i want to talk to you about the birds and the bees..."
Cyberphobia- Fear of computers or working on a computer.
-- ouch
Chorophobia- Fear of dancing.
-- that cant be a phobia!


PSU community related phobias:
Russophobia- Fear of Russians.
Proctophobia- Fear of rectums.
Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking.
Paraphobia- Fear of sexual perversion.
Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams.
Nudophobia- Fear of nudity.
Novercaphobia- Fear of your step-mother.
Nudonovercaphobia- Fear of your step-mother naked.
Judeophobia- Fear of ****.
Nucleomituphobia- Fear of nuclear weapons.
Felinophobia- Fear of cats. (Ailurophobia, Elurophobia, Galeophobia, Gatophobia)
Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman.
Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single.
Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic. (drakulaphobia, luminositaphobia)

[OfaLoaf]

Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation.
Coprophobia- Fear of feces.
Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns.
Gnosiophobia- Fear of knowledge. It'd be funny if a person knew he had a phobia of knowledge.
Galeophobia or Gatophobia- Fear of cats.
Hellenologophobia- Fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology.

[Rayder]

Opiophobia- Fear medical doctors experience of prescribing needed pain medications for patients.

Osmophobia or Osphresiophobia- Fear of smells or odors.

Rhabdophobia- Fear of being severely punished or beaten by a rod, or of being severely criticized. Also fear of magic.(wand

Scopophobia or Scoptophobia- Fear of being seen or stared at.

Sinistrophobia- Fear of things to the left or left-handed.

Soceraphobia- Fear of parents-in-law.

Syngenesophobia- Fear of relatives.

Teutophobia- Fear of German or German things

Walloonphobia- Fear of the Walloons. (Wtf are the Walloons?)

[Rbstr]

googling walloons now
walloons On encylopedia.com

Walloons
Related: People

(w***335;loonz�) , group of people living in S Belgium who traditionally spoke a dialect of French called Walloon, but who today for the most part speak standard French. The Walloons, numbering some 3.5 million, reside mostly in the provinces of Hainaut, Li�ge, Namur, Luxembourg, and Walloon Brabant, in contrast to the Dutch-speaking Flemings of the northern provinces. The movement for reviving Walloon literature centered in Li�ge in the 19th cent.; today the language is considered moribund. The periodical Wallonie had considerable influence. Since medieval times the economic and social background of the Walloons has differed radically from that of the Flemings, and the cleavage became even more pronounced with the Industrial Revolution. The Walloon part of Belgium contains major mining areas and heavy industries, while the Flemings engage mainly in agriculture, manufacturing (particularly textiles), and shipping. Tension between Walloons and Flemings has long been a critical political issue. In 1970 a plan was approved that recognized the cultural autonomy of Belgium's three national communities: the Dutch-speaking Flemings of the north, the French-speaking Walloons of the south, and bilingual Brussels. The name Walloons was also applied to Huguenot refugees in America by the Dutch, who made no distinction between French and Walloon Protestants.

Bibliography: See H. H. Turney-High, Ch�teau-Gerard; the Life and Times of a Walloon Village (1953).

[mechaman]

Barophobia- Fear of gravity.

[Derfud]

Rofl, gravity.