My school cracking down on pr0n

AztecWarrior · 2004-05-27, 11:34 PM

Let me explain.

I don't know her name, but a certain girl (henceforth referred to as "Jane") goes to an all-female school (we'll call it AFS High). AFS High is closely tied to our school, an all-male school (AMS High). Jane has a boyfriend (we'll call him "Bob") who goes to AMS high. Jane sent nude pictures and several videos of herself to Bob via e-mail. Bob, smartly, decided to dissemenate the photos among his classmates who bring laptops to school. (The fools! Laptops have only one purpose in school: to get stolen.)

Jane is thirteen.

I'd say that by now, about 90% of the kids with laptops are in posession of said media. This has been going on for at least a week and a half now.

Now, today, the government (Child protection agency or whatever) strolls into school and begins to check computers.

Busted!

It must suck to get burned for both underage possesion of porn and child porn. Everyone's deleting their stuff, but the mostly fools, jocks, and idiots who bring laptops probably aren't doing a good job and are going to get prawned.

I've passed by the laptops that are looking at porn. Anyone that looks at porn during school deserves to be slapped in the face for being a retard. What if a teacher walks by? What if your laptop is siezed?

It must also suck to be the dad of Jane.

Dharkbayne · 2004-05-27, 11:43 PM

We print out porn at my school all the time, then put it on the teacher's desk. Nobody cares at my school.

Sputty · 2004-05-27, 11:47 PM

Originally Posted by Dharkbayne

We print out porn at my school all the time, then put it on the teacher's desk. Nobody cares at my school.

More proof dharkbayne is the messiah

Lonehunter · 2004-05-28, 01:29 AM

I remember one year somebody printed out a porn picture then put it between the glass doors of the trophy case in the lunch room. There was a HUGE crowd, of mostly Seniors. I thought it was pretty pethetic, it's like they never seen some tities before.

EineBeBoP · 2004-05-28, 01:35 AM

I have a friend who watches porn on his cellphone during class.
He turns up the vol to max and everyone starts looking around for the moaning

Onizuka · 2004-05-28, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by EineBeBoP

I have a friend who watches porn on his cellphone during class.
He turns up the vol to max and everyone starts looking around for the moaning

I don't know why I found that so funny.

Zodiac · 2004-05-28, 01:36 PM

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ZionsFire · 2004-05-28, 02:08 PM

Here in Georgia at a nearby highschool, a group of students put in a porn tape for the morning announcements. You should have heard the reports...
In some classrooms it was only on for about 5 seconds and others 3-3 minutes.

Onizuka-GTO · 2004-05-28, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by EineBeBoP

I have a friend who watches porn on his cellphone during class.
He turns up the vol to max and everyone starts looking around for the moaning

Now you know why he loves the silent mode feature.

I Hate Pants · 2004-05-28, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by Onizuka-GTO

Now you know why he loves the silent mode feature.

You mean when the phone vibrates instead of ringing?

Onizuka-GTO · 2004-05-28, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by I Hate Pants

You mean when the phone vibrates instead of ringing?

what else?

Infernus · 2004-05-28, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by I Hate Pants

You mean when the phone vibrates instead of ringing?

Thats what I ahve my on... and I keep my phone in my chest pocket on my shirt so when somebody call I can go "ooo my nipple is vibrating..." ouside of school its in a normal pocket and i cant feel it that much...

Angel_of_Death · 2004-05-28, 03:41 PM

Wow Infernus that's weird...

We had a couple cases like that Aztec, the girls got expelled I think. Guess it's not exactly the same though because nobody really has labtops, that they bring to school anyways. But I'm sure everybody had them on their HD.