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martyr refuses to give me the list of names for Mobilization Alpha.
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martyr eats soup cold.
martyr speaks quechua.
martyr owns a walther, but he does not own an H&K.
martyr is a wannabe NC.
martyr never wants to see another pot of borscht as long as he lives.
martyr is not your father, nor is he rick james, bitch.
White people like martyr because he makes justin timberlake look like Malcom X.
martyr is not a member of the 7-day adventist church.
martyr is not cleared to initiate DEFCON 1.
Do not insert 50cents into the martyr toy machine: it contains plastic rings. martyr has never been to tokyo.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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