What would you do if...

[SDM]

If you were elected president, what would be the first thing you did?

I'd make June 14, National Hookers & IceCream day. Everyone gets the day off.

edit: obviously, prostitution would be legalized under my administration.

[YankeeDoodle]

I would tell the citizens of the United States that they had just made the worst mistakes of their lives...

[ViperGTS]

I would have a charity every year For PSU and make hamma owner of the interweb.

[Jennyboo]

I wouldnt make President I'm not an American ...Yet

[Onizuka-GTO]

well technically your American
Everyone person who lives on the North & South American Continents are that.

[Manitou]

Shake the hands of my Cabinet:

Hamma - VP.
Marsman - Dept. of Homeland Security (hax your phone line)
Thronebeast - Dept. of Justice (the Iron Fist)
Sentrosi - Sec. of Defense (stand on justice)
Orange - Sec. of Agriculture (watch the fruit)
Early Dawn - Sec. of Education (teach 'em to speak)
Triggar - Sec. of State (make us look good, gurl!)
Martyr - Sec. of Housing and Urban Dev. (my slum lord)

New departments I would create:
Doop and Dharkbayne - Dept. of Jesters
Squeeky - Dept. of Fapping Verifications and Monitoring

[Doop]

Originally Posted by Manitou

Shake the hands of my Cabinet:


New departments I would create:
Doop and Dharkbayne - Dept. of Jesters

LOL, nyak nyak nyak.

First thing I'd do is get in the face of all the other candidates and make fun of them because they weren't elected.

[Jennyboo]

Originally Posted by Manitou

Shake the hands of my Cabinet:

Hamma - VP.
Marsman - Dept. of Homeland Security (hax your phone line)
Thronebeast - Dept. of Justice (the Iron Fist)
Sentrosi - Sec. of Defense (stand on justice)
Orange - Sec. of Agriculture (watch the fruit)
Early Dawn - Sec. of Education (teach 'em to speak)
Triggar - Sec. of State (make us look good, gurl!)
Martyr - Sec. of Housing and Urban Dev. (my slum lord)

New departments I would create:
Doop and Dharkbayne - Dept. of Jesters
Squeeky - Dept. of Fapping Verifications and Monitoring

Mani where would i be

[Manitou]

Originally Posted by Jennyboo

Mani where would i be

Ambassador of Canadian Relations - stationed in Hamma's pants.

[Squeeky]

Originally Posted by Manitou

Squeeky - Dept. of Fapping Verifications and Monitoring

Very nice

I, Squeekus Maximus Esq. III. Do solemly sware, to uphold the values and regulations set forth by the Department of Fapping.

[Hamma]

Originally Posted by Manitou

Shake the hands of my Cabinet:

Hamma - VP.
Marsman - Dept. of Homeland Security (hax your phone line)
Thronebeast - Dept. of Justice (the Iron Fist)
Sentrosi - Sec. of Defense (stand on justice)
Orange - Sec. of Agriculture (watch the fruit)
Early Dawn - Sec. of Education (teach 'em to speak)
Triggar - Sec. of State (make us look good, gurl!)
Martyr - Sec. of Housing and Urban Dev. (my slum lord)

New departments I would create:
Doop and Dharkbayne - Dept. of Jesters
Squeeky - Dept. of Fapping Verifications and Monitoring

[SDM]

Originally Posted by Manitou

Shake the hands of my Cabinet:

Hamma - VP.
Marsman - Dept. of Homeland Security (hax your phone line)
Thronebeast - Dept. of Justice (the Iron Fist)
Sentrosi - Sec. of Defense (stand on justice)
Orange - Sec. of Agriculture (watch the fruit)
Early Dawn - Sec. of Education (teach 'em to speak)
Triggar - Sec. of State (make us look good, gurl!)
Martyr - Sec. of Housing and Urban Dev. (my slum lord)

New departments I would create:
Doop and Dharkbayne - Dept. of Jesters
Squeeky - Dept. of Fapping Verifications and Monitoring

Can I be ambassador to the World?



edit: I promise to keep it in my pants

[Dharkbayne]

Originally Posted by SDM

Can I be ambassador to the World?



edit: I promise to keep it in my pants

Department of Anal Defense.

[Sputty]

Annex France

[ControlledBurn]

Originally Posted by SDM

If you were elected president, what would be the first thing you did?

I'd make June 14, National Hookers & IceCream day. Everyone gets the day off.

edit: obviously, prostitution would be legalized under my administration.

Not to rain on your parade, but June 14 is already Flag Day. Hookers & Ice Cream day needs to be moved.