[guide] Having trouble with the women?

[Jaged]

http://www.g4techtv.com/feature.aspx?article_key=21

[Mr1337Duck]

[TekDragon]

I already made the only guide you need to handle your woman. As I recall, it helped a number of ppl on this forum (or who were on the forum at the time).

[Mr1337Duck]

Link plz.

[Jennyboo]

[TekDragon]

I made it with angelfire. Since then i've reformatted my HD, lost the link, and my PW to angelfire.

It was a free page, so i'm sure it's still up.

I bet Squeeky would have a link, as well as a few other people.

[Infernus]

Teenage relationships are over-rated...

[Khronos]

1. Never press pause

No matter how thrilling the thought of a little post-hookup gaming may be, never, under any circumstances, abandon a girl to go level up in Final Fantasy.

Remember, if it looks like you're going to lose a game, you can always restart from the last place you've saved. But once you've lost a girl, there's a pretty good chance you'll never win her back.

i diedl ike 3 times in a row in CoH cause i was trying to talk to my girlfriend on AIM at the same time. this shows how much i care for her.

[Squeeky]

Originally Posted by TekDragon

I made it with angelfire. Since then i've reformatted my HD, lost the link, and my PW to angelfire.

It was a free page, so i'm sure it's still up.

I bet Squeeky would have a link, as well as a few other people.

This one helped me score huge points. It was a very detailed guide on how to umm, well lets say, make a girl go fucking insane. When your done, she rolls over, her face is flushed, hair is sticking to her sweaty forehead, she's breathing heavy, and she just sits there for 5 minutes. Then she gets up, and oh boy, watchout

[Infernus]

Originally Posted by Squeeky

This one helped me score huge points. It was a very detailed guide on how to umm, well lets say, make a girl go fucking insane. When your done, she rolls over, her face is flushed, hair is sticking to her sweaty forehead, she's breathing heavy, and she just sits there for 5 minutes. Then she gets up, and oh boy, watchout

LINKS!!!!!!!! LINKS!!!!!!!!!!! pls

[Peacemaker]

Yea. Lets see this article.

[Triggar]

Having trouble with the women? Follow these steps:

1) Shower
2) Shave
3) Put on something that doesn't have holes or stains
4) Be funny
5) Have money
6) Listen to what she's saying and ask questions, even if you don't give a shit
7) Always bring her chocolate
8) Make her your priority
9) Don't be needy or annoying
10) Incorporate her into your life

And keep in mind that we women reserve the right to change our mind about everything and anything at any given time and you are expected to know what we're thinking at all times, lest you be labeled an "asshole".

Or, sign your woman up for my future "Girlfriend Obedience School" where I'll be teaching women how to enjoy weapons, computer games, and to stop bitching and get on with life already.

[Infernus]

Originally Posted by Triggar

Having trouble with the women? Follow these steps:

1) Shower
2) Shave
3) Put on something that doesn't have holes or stains
4) Be funny
5) Have money
6) Listen to what she's saying and ask questions, even if you don't give a shit
7) Always bring her chocolate
8) Make her your priority
9) Don't be needy or annoying
10) Incorporate her into your life

And keep in mind that we women reserve the right to change our mind about everything and anything at any given time and you are expected to know what we're thinking at all times, lest you be labeled an "asshole".

Or, sign your woman up for my future "Girlfriend Obedience School" where I'll be teaching women how to enjoy weapons, computer games, and to stop bitching and get on with life already.

Triggar... you are my godess... I just don't have a girl firend right now...

[Sputty]

Originally Posted by Triggar

1) Shower
2) Shave
3) Put on something that doesn't have holes or stains
4) Be funny
5) Have money
6) Listen to what she's saying and ask questions, even if you don't give a shit
7) Always bring her chocolate
8) Make her your priority
9) Don't be needy or annoying
10) Incorporate her into your life

1- Impossibnle, I'm far too busy sitting, watch Mr. Show, Babylon 5 and star wars while whoring PSU
2- I can do that, although it's not that necessary, I'm not a hairy guy, but Hamma needs to shave
3- All my clothes have holes and stains are a part of them
4- I am, but girls don't like rape jokes or Mr. Show
5- Can't really get money as I'm too lazy to have a job
6- I'll eventually get annoyed and say "That's retarded" or "NO ONE CARES"
7- I'll try, but I'll probably eat it or something after I wake up and I have my groggy tired hungriness where taste or quality doesn't matter
8- My first priority is, and always will be, kittens
9- Needy? Bah, I spend weeks alone in my room eating chip and seeing no humans, I'm not needy
10- She can grind for me in MMOs



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Are those good answers?

Amen to that- which is why I have these other techniques that I keep to myself, lest I become ordinary. I'm a scary-looking intimidating guy- I don't get tons of byrds, so I keep my secrets to myself so I maintain an edge of the physically-oriented playing field

I'm the most threatening guy there, the fat lazy gamer who thinks a lot. MUAHAHA WOMEN LOVE ME

[Infernus]

Originally Posted by Sputty

1- Impossibnle, I'm far too busy sitting, watch Mr. Show, Babylon 5 and star wars while whoring PSU
2- I can do that, although it's not that necessary, I'm not a hairy guy, but Hamma needs to shave
3- All my clothes have holes and stains are a part of them
4- I am, but girls don't like rape jokes or Mr. Show
5- Can't really get money as I'm too lazy to have a <A TITLE="Click for more information about job" STYLE="text-decoration: none; border-bottom: medium solid green;" HREF="http://search.targetwords.com/u.search?x=5977|1||||job|AA1VDw">job</A>
6- I'll eventually get annoyed and say "That's retarded" or "NO ONE CARES"
7- I'll try, but I'll probably eat it or something after I wake up and I have my groggy tired hungriness where taste or quality doesn't matter
8- My first priority is, and always will be, kittens
9- Needy? Bah, I spend weeks alone in my room eating chip and seeing no humans, I'm not needy
10- She can grind for me in MMOs



....
Are those good answers?


I'm the most threatening guy there, the fat lazy gamer who thinks a lot. MUAHAHA WOMEN LOVE ME