Learn Ebonics!

Peacemaker · 2004-07-20, 06:38 PM

Learn Ebonics from teh best source on the planet! The catholic church!!!!!
http://www.thesource4ym.com/teenlingo/

Corrosion · 2004-07-20, 06:40 PM

Nice find,

martyr · 2004-07-20, 06:41 PM

i honestly didn' think this was real. actually, i still don't. wow.

Biohazzard56 · 2004-07-20, 06:47 PM

That was clearly made by white people, im offended now excuse me while.. "my baby's daddy ganks dat hat from da mall."

Peacemaker · 2004-07-20, 06:53 PM

Ultimatedogg · 2004-07-20, 07:40 PM

"Check out that squirrel. Ooooo . . . I'm gonna bang that tonight!"

i got my self a new saying

Khronos · 2004-07-20, 08:04 PM

ROFL

pimp-daddy
1. Someone extremely �pimp.� See �pimp.� The pimp of all pimps. Someone who excels in all the qualities of pimpdom. "Look at Billy pimpin all dem ho�s. He�s the pimp-daddy braw!"

Biohazzard56 · 2004-07-20, 08:06 PM

badunkadunk

I didnt even know if there was a way to spell that word.

This guy is my new hero.

Biohazzard56 · 2004-07-20, 08:07 PM

This one is for Infernus:

all up in the kool-aid
1. v. in someone's business. "That's between me and Brian- don't be all up in the kool-aid!"

AztecWarrior · 2004-07-20, 08:46 PM

I don't believe my church would do that. It's an imposter.

Rayder · 2004-07-20, 09:15 PM

onion
1. n. a girl with a large posterior or buttocks. "Check out the fine onion on that betty."

on his/her/my/your jock
1. obsessed with a guy or girl. "Billy, why them hoochies on your jock?"

JetRaiden · 2004-07-20, 10:00 PM

do you guys remember in like '94 when an Oklahoma school board pasted a bill to teach Ebonics in schools.

some of my favorites:
5 - 0
1. n. (pronounced "five oh") A policeman. "Watch out! 5-0!"

badunkadunk
1. n. A large rear end.

bang
1. n. Any party, but especially a party where promiscuous girls may be present. "Let's check out that bang at Jo's crib tonight." 2. v. to have sex. "Check out that squirrel. Ooooo . . . I'm gonna bang that tonight!"

O my god....this was only mildly amusing until it brought up squirrel banging!

Kaltagesta · 2004-07-21, 12:41 PM

I think we know who this is for...

bacon
1. A term for the police. Derived from the earlier reference to police as �pigs.� "You smell bacon? Oh snap! Here comes 5.0."

Febnon · 2004-07-21, 01:31 PM

I think this is what they are refering to

squirrel
1. n. a hot female. "Check out that squirrel over there."

But still... out of context that is still really funny

Biohazzard56 · 2004-07-21, 02:06 PM

This thread begs for inspiration: