Funny names

BUGGER · 2004-07-20, 10:38 PM

Whats some of the funniest first and last names youve ever heard?

2 people in my football class got wierd/funny names. One is Christan Walker, another is Alex Dabeer. Alex Dabeer's name aint that funny, but when you say it like the announcer in jepordy with alex trebeck its pretty funny. Any my dad's side of the family is the last name coyne (like coin), so whenever someones going have a newborn its always fun to make up names. Rusty coyne, Iwanna coyne.

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Infernus · 2004-07-20, 10:40 PM

Mike Hunt (seriously... that is my friends name)

False:

Ben Dover...

Doop · 2004-07-20, 10:42 PM

Jock Bruce. ;_;
That's my name

AztecWarrior · 2004-07-20, 10:50 PM

Originally Posted by Panzerfaust

Jock Bruce. ;_;
That's my name

OMG i will stael your identity!1!!1 I have your IP nd naem !!!

Dharkbayne · 2004-07-20, 11:42 PM

Originally Posted by Panzerfaust

Jock Bruce. ;_;
That's my name

I forgot about that. Worst name ever.

Dharkbayne · 2004-07-20, 10:41 PM

Amanda Huggankiss

Anita Bath

Harry Sack

Shitty pun based on a name and a naughty word McPoopsteak

firecrackerNC · 2004-07-20, 10:47 PM

i knew someone with last name Hunsucker.I always thought it was a bit weird.Oh and someones last anme Beltron.Sounds like a Sci fi nerds name

ViperGTS · 2004-07-20, 10:53 PM

Cook is pretty stupid.
I also fucking giggle ever time I hear that stupid name Gary...
Oh wait...

Infernus · 2004-07-20, 10:55 PM

... hmm ... viper isnt that your...

SDM · 2004-07-20, 11:09 PM

ROD JOHNSON for teh win.

JetRaiden · 2004-07-20, 11:40 PM

Originally Posted by SDM

ROD JOHNSON for teh win.

indeed.

theres a kid on my lacrosse team whos last name is lacrosse.

I know a kid whos last name is ***.

and theres a kid at my school named jesse sklut. but when teachers take attendance they always say slut. thats all I call him too.

i cant think of any others I know.

ObnoxiousFrog · 2004-07-20, 11:42 PM

Ali Kuntz. Girl in my school, but the teachers always feel to pronounce it "koonts" to make her feel better, that fucking alley cunt

UncleDynamite · 2004-07-20, 11:47 PM

Originally Posted by ObnoxiousFrog

Ali Kuntz. Girl in my school, but the teachers always feel to pronounce it "koonts" to make her feel better, that fucking alley cunt

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We have a Vietnamese girl whose first name is pronounced "Yung" but is spelled "Dung." Dung Lee.

ChewyLSB · 2004-07-21, 12:01 AM

^ There is a reason for that. American's (normally) can't pronounce chinese/vietnamese/japanese/whatever correctly, so then you get a bunch of alternate spellings and shit. The best example I can think of this is in the movie Mulan, Disney changed her name to Fa Mulan, when her name sounds a bit like "hwa" (it's rather hard to put into English).

Corrosion · 2004-07-21, 12:03 AM

Anita Bath.