Lose you hand? What would you put on the stump?

[Mango]

Say you lost your hand in some horrible acciedent but had the option to put something cool in it's place? What would you want?

[Dharkbayne]

A bucket, and if I lost the other one, a bullhorn.

[firecrackerNC]

depends what hand it was.mabey a hook,then id poke out an eye and where an eye patch too.Possibly blow my leg off too so then id look like a real pirate.Id walk around and only say 'Aye Matey' and 'Shiver me timbers!'

[Fragmatic]

A Guitar and Lazor Guns!!!

[Firefly]

Another hand, it's hard to jerk off with a scythe for a hand.

[Dharkbayne]

Originally Posted by Firefly

Another hand, it's hard to jerk off with a scythe for a hand.

Yeah, but think of all the girls you could get with a hook or a chainsaw or something. Girls love people with hook hands.

[Firefly]

Originally Posted by hDrakbynea

Yeah, but think of all the girls you could get with a hook or a chainsaw or something. Girls love people with hook hands.

Yeah they do... that's why Pirates were such a prolonged job occupation. Because girls love a dude who can pierce (literally) their na-na when they finger-bang them.

[mechaman]

Originally Posted by Fragmatic

A Guitar and Lazor Guns!!!

how does strong bad play the guitar with a lazer gun?

[MattxMosh]

I'd have to say, I'd want some sort of uber strong robot hand so I could crush heads, or a pirate hook.

[Onizuka]

A pEnIS!!11

[Zodiac]

Chainsaw, a' la Ash.

[OfaLoaf]

Inspector Gadget-like hand.

[Fragmatic]

Originally Posted by Onizuka

A pEnIS!!11

would you give yourself blowjobs?

[Sputty]

Originally Posted by Fragmatic

would you give yourself blowjobs?

No, I'd give Oni blowjobs. Geez, you should know that

[UncleDynamite]

I'd replace my hand with a tree so I could beat up Dhark.