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2004-08-04, 01:48 AM
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Mr. S: Now, according to the electorn repulsion theory, when you touch something, youre not actually touching it. Youre floating nanometers away from it. The sensation of touching it stems from the fact that your electrons are smashing against the other object, and then returning to you. Thus, if you were laying on your bed, youre not laying on it. Youre floating, due ot the electron repulsion thery. Now, using this theory, I could go rape someone, and they wouldnt have SHIT on me. Yeah, owned. Bitches.
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2004-08-04, 01:49 AM
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I think SDM is your teacher :P
You'd better run.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-08-04, 03:30 AM
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i think he means in the last sentance there, with the if i rape one of you, none of you will have anything on me. |
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2004-08-04, 01:57 AM
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Lightbulb Collector
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Okay, not only is he going to be a serial rapist, he's legally protected. Don a mustache and flee to Zimbabwe.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-08-04, 04:52 AM
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Lol I understand what he thinks, but I dont understand why he thinks it. Even if your penis diddnt technicly touch the inside of SDM's ass, there would still be evidence left behind. The evidence would be floating thate too I guess.
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2004-08-04, 07:16 AM
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Pfft. you'd think more ppl would know about it. Yeah, Electrons repel one-another, so when 2 atoms are moved together, they don't actually make contact. The electrons repel one another and the atoms dont touch. You might think, how in hell do electrons provide enough force to prevent the atoms from coming together, but since they are all linked together to form molecules in the trillions, it becomes quite a powerful force, and thus "feels" solid. Oh and spee... I'm pretty sure that the US Supreme court would argue that while "scientifically" there is no contact, the few billionths of a nanometer (or whatever, I'm speculating) that the atoms come within eachother qualifies as contact according to the law. Sorry bud :\
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