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Old 2004-08-05, 01:24 AM   [Ignore Me] #1
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[Official] Petition for a Triggar Swimsuit Special!


What's the purpose of this petition?
This petition calls for sechsy, high-res pictures of Triggar in a swimsuit (Ivan gave me the idea in the "Be Nice" thread). The secondary purpose of this petition is for it to survive and take effect before martyr comes and guns us down.

Why are we doing this?
Because pictures of Eine in a swimsuit was good, but didn't quite cut it.

What about pictures of Ivan dancing in his manties?
Holy crap, good idea.

Shouldn't we be asking for nekkid pictures?
Let's not give martyr any additional reasons to string us up for target practice.

Shouldn't Jenny be in on this?
Jennyboo, bless her heart, is the admin's girlfriend. And while we would welcome pictures of her as well, one of the intentions of this petition is not for it to get locked.

Will Aztec be morally opposed to this petition?
So?


If you wish to participate in this noble effort for a Triggar Swimsuit Special, quote the passage below and add your name to it.



The Official Petition for Triggar Swimsuit Pictures
We, the Undersigned, call for believe that it is for the benefit of PSU and mankind as a whole that sechsy Trig pictures be posted. In exchange we, the Undersigned, will grant Triggar mega-coolio points (to be paid in smaller installments of super-coolio points over the course of 20 years, adjusting for interest). And while we're at it, we, the Undersigned, declare that a great tree be given to Dhark as a gift.
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Old 2004-08-05, 01:26 AM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Old 2004-08-05, 01:29 AM   [Ignore Me] #3
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martyr is gonna kill me(if triggar doesnt first)
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Old 2004-08-05, 01:44 AM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Originally Posted by cyberkiller
martyr is gonna kill me(if triggar doesnt first)


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Old 2004-08-05, 01:36 AM   [Ignore Me] #5
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conviently enough, i'm just now finishing up a nice, thorough cleaning job on my only german titanium accessory.
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Old 2004-08-05, 01:39 AM   [Ignore Me] #6
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omg guys. martyr I give you a lot of credit for not being mad at these losers.
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Old 2004-08-05, 01:47 AM   [Ignore Me] #7
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omg guys. martyr I give you a lot of credit for not being mad at these losers.
Why would he be mad? They are basically saying his girlfriend is hot. That's a complement. Why are they losers? Cause they like women? Sorry not everyone is into ghey transvestite donkey on monkey on manatees.
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Old 2004-08-05, 01:49 AM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Originally Posted by Ivan
Why would he be mad? They are basically saying his girlfriend is hot. That's a complement. Why are they losers? Cause they like women? Sorry not everyone is into ghey transvestite donkey on monkey on manatees.
They want to do his girlfriend. Generally not the best thing to say in front of the boyfriend.
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Old 2004-08-05, 01:54 AM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Old 2004-08-05, 02:06 AM   [Ignore Me] #10
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Originally Posted by AztecWarrior
They want to do his girlfriend. Generally not the best thing to say in front of the boyfriend.
I have yet to see anyone really say that want to sleep with Triggar other than joking around.
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Old 2004-08-05, 10:06 AM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Originally Posted by AztecWarrior
They want to do his girlfriend. Generally not the best thing to say in front of the boyfriend.
I want to do most guys girlfriends Would hate for her to feel left out
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Old 2004-08-05, 05:58 AM   [Ignore Me] #12
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Originally Posted by martyr
conviently enough, i'm just now finishing up a nice, thorough cleaning job on my only german titanium accessory.
THE MAN IS CLEANING HIS FUCKING PISTOL!!!! ARE YOU PEOPLE INSANE! RUN!

PS: Martyr Might want to wear some disposable clothes, this is gonna be bloody.
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Old 2004-08-05, 06:23 AM   [Ignore Me] #13
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Originally Posted by Darksim
THE MAN IS CLEANING HIS FUCKING PISTOL!!!! ARE YOU PEOPLE INSANE! RUN!

PS: Martyr Might want to wear some disposable clothes, this is gonna be bloody.
Ooohh.. I thought he meant his fake leg..
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Old 2004-08-05, 07:26 AM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Originally Posted by MrPaul
Ooohh.. I thought he meant his fake leg..
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Old 2004-08-05, 01:43 AM   [Ignore Me] #15
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Originally Posted by UncleDynamite
Will Aztec be morally opposed to this petition?
So?
ROFLMAO!!!!


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