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2004-08-07, 12:08 AM
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-08-07, 12:11 AM
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Yes. If you enable timestamps in IRC, check the gap between when I stopped talking and when I announced the image.
It's from a WW2 strategy game, edited in Paint, don't think I drew the thing 
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-08-07, 12:16 AM
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The game is Hearts of Iron, a non-real-time strategy game, every Risk nerd's greatest dream. It's a bit biased towards Germany: Look how two German divisions are beating the crap out of the Polish calvary brigades. If you have it, get the Stony Road to War mod. It's a must.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-08-07, 12:25 AM
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I wouldn't call that biased, I'd call it historically accurate. The Polish army let the Germans trod roughshod all over them. I think they were actually duped by the Nazis into letting them in, but I don't remember off-hand. And no, that isn't a "dumb ******" joke before anyone gets outraged.
Then again, quite honestly? Who the shit uses a bicycle brigade as their cavalry? That also goes for a majority of the militaries during WW2, matter of fact.
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2004-08-07, 12:27 AM
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2004-08-07, 12:24 AM
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Then you're an idiot who deserves to DIE.
Just kidding.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-08-07, 12:33 AM
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No, seriously. The game is *really* biased.
As Nationalist Spain I attacked France, outnumbered them, and lost. It takes off offense/defense points during attacks to the point of insanity, esp. if you fight in mountains, forest, etc. You have to plan EVERYTHING. If you attack, but a storm rolls in, you lose, GG.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. Last edited by AztecWarrior; 2004-08-07 at 12:34 AM. |
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2004-08-07, 04:12 AM
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2004-08-07, 06:41 AM
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So wait, You mean the French actually WON a battle? Wow whoever said this wasn't accruate (sp?), I agree.
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2004-08-07, 10:11 AM
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A. It's not turn based. I just don't see playing at real-time a possibility, unless you're doing it over six years.
B. The French usually get pwned by Germany real fast. Just sit there and let the PCs do it. If you attack them as a lesser nation, you will probably encounter severe difficulty. I.E. Spain has had no time to reasearch any tactics or upgrade weapons, and it gets owned if it tries to attack.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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dear god...did you make that just now?
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