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Old 2004-08-24, 08:27 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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[NEWS]Chicago boat showered in human feces


http://cbs2chicago.com/topstories/lo...237190538.html
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Old 2004-08-24, 08:30 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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seeing "Dave Mathews Band Blamed for Human Waste" as an article title was enough for me.
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Old 2004-08-24, 08:35 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Originally Posted by JetRaiden



seeing "Dave Mathews Band Blamed for Human Waste" as an article title was enough for me.
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Old 2004-08-25, 01:36 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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seeing "Dave Mathews Band Blamed for Human Waste" as an article title was enough for me.
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Old 2004-08-25, 01:38 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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ive watched the police chief talk about it on TV since i live outside Chicago and it's pretty funny.
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Old 2004-08-24, 08:34 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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That title mad me laugh my ass off. How much would it suck to be a passenger on the boat, though?
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Old 2004-08-24, 08:34 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Check the video clips. IE required.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-08-24, 08:37 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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My dad actually called in to tell me about it. It was on the Drudge Report.
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Old 2004-08-25, 05:35 AM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Haha! That's some good timing.

A couple had an umbrella in the clip. The captain: "It was like a downpour... a downpour of well... waste." lol
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Old 2004-08-25, 05:36 AM   [Ignore Me] #10
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talk about being shit on
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Old 2004-08-25, 06:08 AM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Old 2004-08-25, 10:21 AM   [Ignore Me] #12
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"Some passengers peeled off clothing trying to rid themselves of the unbearable stench."
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Old 2004-08-25, 12:23 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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Funny, but o f n.


So sue me.
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Old 2004-08-25, 01:08 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Five out of five. That was great.
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Old 2004-08-25, 01:13 PM   [Ignore Me] #15
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Hahahaha.
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